AnarchyChess

I’m done with Anarchychess

I've been a member of the subreddit for about a year now, and I'm just tired of it. The jokes are overused, the memes are stale, and the community is toxic.

One of the things that annoys me the most is that everyone on Anarchychess is obsessed with en passant. They're constantly making jokes about it, and they even have a bot that posts about it all the time. But en passant is a completely normal move in chess. It's not that interesting or exciting.

Another thing that I hate is the "shove a bishop up your butt" joke. It's not even funny, and it's physically impossible to do. But people on Anarchychess spam this joke all the time. It's just plain annoying.

And then there's the fact that everyone on Anarchychess calls knights "horsey." This is just wrong. A knight is a knight, and a horse is a horse. They are two different things.

But the worst thing about Anarchychess is the community. It's just so toxic. People are constantly arguing and insulting each other. It's not a fun place to be.

I'm just tired of all the bullshit on Anarchychess. I'm done with it. I'm leaving the subreddit for good.

Here are 20 paragraphs explaining why I hate Anarchychess in more detail:

En passant is not that interesting En passant is a completely normal move in chess. It's not that interesting or exciting. But people on Anarchychess are obsessed with it. They're constantly making jokes about it, and they even have a bot that posts about it all the time. I don't understand why. It's just a normal move.

2. The "shove a bishop up your butt" joke is not funny

The "shove a bishop up your butt" joke is not funny. It's not even clever. And it's physically impossible to do. But people on Anarchychess spam this joke all the time. It's just plain annoying.

3. Knights are not called "horsey"

A knight is a knight, and a horse is a horse. They are two different things. But everyone on Anarchychess calls knights "horsey." This is just wrong. It's like calling a queen a "lady" or a bishop a "priest." It's just not accurate.

4. The community is toxic

The community on Anarchychess is just so toxic. People are constantly arguing and insulting each other. It's not a fun place to be. I've seen people get called all sorts of names on that subreddit. It's just not a welcoming environment.

5. The jokes are overused

The jokes on Anarchychess are overused. The same jokes get posted over and over again. It's just not funny anymore. I've seen the same joke posted multiple times in the same week. It's just getting stale.

6. The memes are stale

The memes on Anarchychess are stale. The same memes get posted over and over again. It's just not funny anymore. I've seen the same meme posted multiple times in the same day. It's just getting old.

7. The subreddit is full of bots

The subreddit is full of bots. There are bots that post jokes, bots that post memes, and bots that even play chess against other users. It's just getting ridiculous. It's hard to find any real human interaction on that subreddit.

8. The subreddit is too big

The subreddit is just too big. There are over a million members. It's just too hard to keep up with everything. I feel like I'm always missing out on something.

9. The subreddit is too popular

The subreddit is just too popular. It's gotten to the point where it's mainstream. It's not the same niche subreddit that it used to be. It's just not as fun anymore.

10. The subreddit is too political

The subreddit is just too political. People are constantly posting about politics and social issues. It's just not the place for that. I want to go to Anarchychess to escape from the real world, not to be reminded of all the problems that are going on.

11. The subreddit is too serious

The subreddit is just too serious. People are constantly arguing about chess theory and strategy. It's just not fun. I want to go to Anarchychess to relax and have fun, not to learn about chess theory.

12. The subreddit is too elitist

The subreddit is just too elitist. People are constantly looking down on

13. The subreddit is too negative

The subreddit is just too negative. People are constantly complaining about everything. They complain about the jokes, they complain about the memes, they complain about the community. It's just a never-ending cycle of negativity.

14. The subreddit is too self-referential

The subreddit is just too self-referential. People are constantly making jokes about the subreddit itself. It's like they're trapped in a bubble.

15. The subreddit is too inside-jokey

The subreddit is just too inside-jokey. There are so many jokes and memes that only make sense to people who are already familiar with the subreddit. It's not welcoming to newcomers.

16. The subreddit is too repetitive

The subreddit is just too repetitive. The same jokes, memes, and topics get posted over and over again. It's just getting boring.

17. The subreddit is too meta

The subreddit is just too meta. People are constantly talking about the subreddit itself. It's like they're more interested in the subreddit than in chess.

18. The subreddit is too ironic

The subreddit is just too ironic. People are constantly saying things that they don't actually mean. It's like they're all in on some big joke.

19. The subreddit is too absurd

The subreddit is just too absurd. The jokes are so bad that they're good. The memes are so ridiculous that they're funny. It's like the subreddit is living in its own little world.

20. The subreddit is just plain weird

The subreddit is just plain weird. I don't even know how to describe it. It's like nothing else on the internet. It's a unique and strange place.

I'm done with Anarchychess. I'm tired of the overused jokes, the stale memes, and the toxic community. I'm going to find a subreddit that's actually funny and welcoming. 

FUCK YOU ALL

I am leaving this subreddit. This is not funny. Not related to chess. Not related to anything and not even FUNNY. Who is even the target for this jokes. What is the point?

"Let's just share pornography because hahaha we are being edgy. Do you get it we are all edgy and we are making jokes NOT EVEN RELATED TO CHESS and you know what the jokes being not FUNNY is supposed to be FUNNY because of shitposting".

I am joining this subreddit

FUCK YOU ALL

I am joining this subreddit. This is funny. Not related to chess. Not related to anything and still FUNNY. Who even likes chess? What is the point?

Let's just share pornography because hahaha we are being edgy. You are all edgy and are making jokes NOT EVEN RELATED TO CHESS and you know what the jokes being not FUNNY is so FUNNY to me because of shitposting! 

What is this subreddit? I’ve been in this subreddit for a few months and I still don’t understand what the hell is happening. There’s like 8 simultaneous layers of meta irony happening at once and the references are so dense I can’t even tell if anything here is meant to be funny. Please god can someone make an encyclopedia for the references these redditors seem to love churning out every few weeks as the next hilarious bit that nobody except for 20 people will understand. Holly hell. En passant. 

Holy shit this is fucking glorious copypasta material 

Glad I could add another layer of meta humour to the burning pile that is r/AnarchyChess . Screw you guys, I’m gonna play a good game like connect 4 or something.