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Alvin the sussy imposter

    Also, he had a big red A on his shirt, which as I’m sure you can guess, stands for…
    Alvin from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" is not a chipmunk. This is proven by the name "Alvin and the Chipmunks", as you can see, Alvin is separated from the chipmunks, suggesting that Alvin is an entirely different species, making him an "imposter" amongst the others. Also, in "The Chipettes", Brittney has the strongest resemblance to Alvin, so why is it not called "Brittney and the Chipettes". So all that proves that Alvin is not a chipmunk. Not to mention that Alvin wears red, and I'm not sure about you, but that seems awfully sus to me. In the video game "Among us", the color red is was the birth of the obnoxious catchphrase, "red sus", being that the color red in the game is a stereotype that they are the imposter. While that might be unrelated, keep in mind that Alvin wears red too, and he is also the imposter amongst the other chipmunks. So this proves that Alvin is not a chipmunk, or anything like that. Alvin is just a sussy amogus imposter.

    The word “sus” needs to be eradicated from society

      Sussy baka
      I don’t think I need to explain more. Even when used ironically I want to die. If anyone near me uses that word the first thing I’ll want to do is take them to the top floor of a nice hotel and throw them out of the window

      Among Us teaches us to punish the minority

        that's what an imposter would say
        Among Us reference?!
        Among Us (coloquially termed "amogus") teaches us to punish the minority and hate those who are different and unique as "impostors." Instead, I like the breath of fresh air this problem provides as a new perspective on deduction that is not "red is sus, red vented, etc." that has been dominating the jokes of my peers and the view of my feed. Yet, by trying to force this problem to conform to "amogus," you yourself are trying to crush originality and uniqueness. Among Us is a game ultimately convincing us to conform to menial labor as "tasks" and accept the deal of being just like the rest of the crewmates.

        Amogus alphabet

          Cumogus!?!😳😳
          Open list
          Amogus

Bmogus

Cmogus

Dmogus

Emogus

Fmogus

Gmogus

Hmogus

Imogus

Jmogus

Kmogus

Lmogus

Mmogus

Nmogus

Omogus

Pmogus

Qmogus

Rmogus

Smogus

Tmogus

Umogus

Vmogus

Wmogus

Xmogus

Ymogus

Zmogus

          STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

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            STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
            STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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            STOP POSTING ABOUT <>! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just <> stuff. I-I showed my <> to my girlfriend and t-the <> I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the <> is <> HAHA <>" I fucking looked at a <> and said "THAT'S A BIT <>" I looked at my <> I think of <> and I go "<>? MORE LIKE <>" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG