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Among Us copypasta


My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎

    Sussy daddy imposter
    My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎
    
    Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
    
    “IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
    
    I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
    
    She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC 😮

    Dirty Amongus pick-up lines

      Among us pick up lines
      Thankful to have you as a crewmate… but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
      
      Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
      
      Hey, are you a vent? Because I’m the imposter and I’d love to come in you.
      
      I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but I’d love to do you first.
      
      Hey, call me the MedBay… because I’d love to scan your body.
      
      Figuring out the imposter is hard…. but I’ve got something harder.
      
      I’m jealous of your hat… Because it gets to be on you.
      
      Hey are you busy later? Because I’d love to explore your lower engine.
      
      Hey, you’re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
      
      If you’re the imposter, I’d love to be the vent… That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
      
      Damn, I wish you were a task… Because I’d have no problem doing you and over and over.
      
      Hey did you just kill me? Because I’ve got a big bone sticking out now…

      TIFU by playing Among Us with my (used to be) girlfriend

        So me and my girlfriend were on Discord together bored out of our minds. That’s when she came up with the idea to play Among Us. I agreed, and we joined a public lobbies playing together.
        
        So in one round I get the engineer role (for those who haven’t played among us for a while, it’s a role where you can vent as a crew mate) and I vent in front of her. She freaks out and presses the button and snitches on me, telling the people I was an Impostor.
        
        They didn’t believe her and they skipped. I then told her on vc that if I was the impostor I wouldn’t even kill her because that’s messed up. She on the other hand said “I would murder you first if I was the impostor.”
        
        So next round I’m the Impostor. I killed her first and I started laughing because she was so surprised by it. So I begin to finish the round off by winning. After I won, I continued to laugh about how she was so unaware of me killing her.
        
        Then she got angry at me and told me that I promised I wouldn’t kill her as an impostor, so I broke the trust I had with her. I thought she was joking at first because ITS AMONG US. A GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO LIE.
        
        She then said things like “What kind of boyfriend does that” “You’re just like my ex” “you shouldn’t be laughing, that proves you don’t care about me”
        
        So I argued back with her telling her it was a game about fucking beans and she’s getting so worked up over it.
        
        We kinda yelled at each other on VC which led to her breaking up with me because she couldn’t trust me anymore.
        
        WHAT THE FUCK. 😭I really just lost my girlfriend over amogus. Here’s a little bit of our convo after we got off vc and stuff.
        
        https://ibb.co/fpJJBX7
        
        TL;DR: My girlfriend and I played among us together. I killed her as an impostor and she went off at me which ended in us breaking up.

        Gregory have you heard of Among Us?

          gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.
          Gregory🧍🏻‍♂️, do you see 👀 the vent ⌨️on the floor🔽⁉️? Have you ever heard 👂of Among Us 📮Gregory😂🤣🧍🏻‍♂️? You need ❗️to vent ⌨️. I know 🧠it will be hard 🍆for you to be sus 🤪😂🤣📮🚘but 🍑I know 🧠you can 🥫do it Gregory 🧍🏻‍♂️😂🥴.

          You’re not like us, leave.

            You're not like us, leave
            For instance
            
            You say kid 👦 we say mini-crewmate
            
            You say earth 🌎 we say Mira-hq
            
            You say suspicious🥷, we say sussy bakas
            
            You say “he was murdered so I called the police”, we say “EMERGENCY MEETING”
            
            You say “the joke is dead” we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait)

            Thigh-high Amogus with Cock

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