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Among Us – Black was not the impostor

    Black was not the impostor
    .    。    •   ゚  。   .
    
       .      .     。   。 .  
    
    .   。      ඞ 。 .    •     •
    
      ゚   Black was not An Impostor.  。 .
    
      '    1 Impostor remains     。
    
      ゚   .   . ,    .  .

    Among Us – Red was not an imposter

      Red was not an imposter
      
      .    。    •   ゚  。   .
      
         .      .     。   。 .  
      
      .   。      ඞ 。 .    •     •
      
        ゚   Red was not An Impostor.  。 .
      
        '    1 Impostor remains     。
      
        ゚   .   . ,    .  .

      How among us promotes black genocide

        omg ban video games!
        How among us promotes black genocide
        
        Falsely accusing innocent black and brown crewmates
        
        Since players can choose what colour they are, black and brown players can be falsely accused by wh*te players of being an imposter when they are actually innocent and unarmed. These accusations, mostly require no evidence
        
        Among us is revolved around false accusations of black and brown players, which is extremely racist as it is the main element of the game
        
        Ability to KILL innocent black and brown crewmates
        
        Once voted out, black and brown crewmates will be KILLED instantly by suffocating in space. False accusations and mass murder? THIS IS BLACK GENOCIDE IN A VIDEOGAME
        
        What you should do: STARTING TODAY
        
           1. Delete among us if you still have it
        
           2. Shame anyone who still plays it
        
           3. Sign a lot of petitions to ban the game
        
           4. Share this post with 5 friends
        
           5. Yay black genocide is no more
        
        This is FACTS.
        
        As you may now, I do undercover work in videogames. I do this for one hour at a time, then have to have therapy for 6 months, then I can do another session, because of the vile things I see.
        
        Also, since red, orange, yellow, green, blue, pink and purple are also in this game, they ALSO get falsely accused. You know what these colors mean? This is obviously the LGBTQ+ FLAG!!! This game is HOMOPHOBIC!!!!
        
        - ⁠Bob, Journalist

        Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahaha

          red sus HAHAHAH
          Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

          Among Us – Oh so you’re a crewmate? Name every task.

            Oh so you're a crewmate?
            Open list
            Admin: Accept Diverted Power
            
            Admin: Chart Course Admin: Enter ID Code
            
            Admin: Prime Shields Admin: Swipe Card
            
            Admin: Upload Data Balcony: Clear Asteroids
            
            Balcony: Record Temperature
            
            Boiler Room: Open Water Ways
            
            Boiler Room: Replace Water Jug
            
            Cafeteria: Accept Diverted Power
            
            Cafeteria: Download Data Cafeteria: Empty Garbage
            
            Cafeteria: Fix Wiring
            
            Communications: Restart Wifi
            
            Dropship: Chart Course
            
            Dropship: Insert Keys
            
            Electrical: Calibrate Distributor
            
            Electrical: Divert Power
            
            Electrical: Download Data
            
            Electrical: Fix Wiring
            
            Greenhouse: Accept Diverted Power
            
            Greenhouse: Download Data
            
            Greenhouse: Fix Wiring
            
            Greenhouse: Water Plants
            
            Hallway: Fix Wiring
            
            Laboratory: Align Telescope
            
            Laboratory: Fix Weather Node
            
            Laboratory: Inspect Sample
            
            Laboratory: Repair Drill
            
            Laboratory: Submit Scan Lower
            
            Engine: Align Engine Output Lower
            
            Engine: Fuel Engines
            
            Medbay: Accept Diverted Power
            
            Medbay: Download Data
            
            Medbay: Fix Wiring
            
            Medbay: Inspect Sample
            
            Medbay: Submit Scan
            
            Navigation: Accept Diverted Power
            
            Navigation: Chart Course
            
            Navigation: Download Data
            
            Navigation: Fix Wiring
            
            Navigation: Stabilize Steering
            
            O2: Accept Diverted Power
            
            O2: Clean O2 Filter
            
            O2: Download Data
            
            O2: Empty Garbage
            
            O2: Fill Canisters
            
            O2: Fix Wiring
            
            O2: Monitor Tree
            
            Office: Download Data
            
            Office: Fix Wiring
            
            Office: Scan Boarding Pass
            
            Office: Swipe Card
            
            Outside: Fix Weather Node
            
            Outside: Open Water Ways
            
            Outside: Record Temperature
            
            Reactor: Accept Diverted Power
            
            Reactor: Divert Power
            
            Reactor: Download Data
            
            Reactor: Fix Wiring
            
            Reactor: Start Reactor
            
            Reactor: Unlock Manifolds
            
            Shields: Accept Diverted Power
            
            Shields: Download Data
            
            Shields: Fix Wiring
            
            Shields: Prime Shields
            
            Specimen Room: Start Reactor
            
            Specimen Room: Unlock Manifolds
            
            Specimen: Store Samples
            
            Storage: Empty Garbage
            
            Storage: Fix Wiring
            
            Storage: Fuel Engines
            
            Storage: Water Plants
            
            Upper Engine: Align Engine Output
            
            Upper Engine: Fuel Engines
            
            Weapons: Clear Asteroids
            
            Weapons: Download Data
            
            Weapons: Fix Wiring

            Among Us Crime Statistics

              Red sus
              It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.