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The tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city

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    Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city? I thought not. It's not a story the Playmobils would tell you. It's a LEGO legend. Man Lego was a Dark Lord of building, so powerful and so wise he could use the bricks to influence the constructions to create rescue helicopters… He had such a knowledge of building that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling. The dark side of the LEGOs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice threw him into the river in LEGO city. Ironic. He could rescue others from the river, but not himself.

    A man in Lego City just can’t take it anymore

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      A man has fallen into depression in Lego city

Start taking anti-depressants

hey.... (he says lifelessly to his wife and friends)

Climb to the top of the lego city bridge and say your goodbyes

Prepare to die, lower your expectations, and off the bridge

The new suicidal collection from Lego City

      BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN LEGO CITY

        THE NEW WHITE SUPWEMACY COWWECTION FWOM WEGO CITY
        BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN LEGO CITY

REINSTITUTE JIM CROW LAWS

HEY!

BUILD THE PLANTATIONS AND START UP THE TRANS-ATLANTIC SLAVE TRADE

TAKE AWAY THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS AND RAPE THEIR WOMEN

THE NEW WHITE SUPREMACY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

        THERE’S A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IN LEGO CITY

          The original pasta was "A Man Has Fallen Into The River in LEGO City" and many variation came since then.
          A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY

START THE EMERGENCY HELICOPTERS

HEY

BUILD THE HELICOPTERS, THROW BORON INTO THE REACTOR AND STOP THE DISASTER

THE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

          AITA for falling into the river in LEGO City?

            NTA your river your rules
            I'd like to preface this by saying that it was in NO WAY my fault. The ground was slippery, and the railing on that bridge are too short. Anyways, what happened was while I was crossing a bridge, a family asked if I could take a group photo for them. I leaned back against the railing to fit them all in the frame, but I must of went too far back because I lost my balance and fell into the river! I'm not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for "ruining our vacation" and a man from the fire department scolded me for "wasting first responder resources with my carelessness." It's not like I WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn't that what they are there for? AITA?