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    Buckle 🔒 your seatbelts 💺 bitches 😏 because some terrWHOREists 🇦🇪🇸🇦 just hiJACKED OFF ✊🏻and SLAMMED 💥a second plane 🛬into your Lower 😰East 🧭Side🏙️ ! Don’t 🙅‍♀️believe the CUNTspiracies 👩🏼‍🔬, your wiki-leaking 👩🏼‍💻SLUT fuel ⛽️⛽️is gonna melt 🥵🥵 his steel beams 🏗️⛓️. NEVER FORGET 🫡 🕯️how we CAME 💦 together 🫂🤝 raising our flags 🇺🇸, TITS 🍒, and COCKS 🍆for our fellow AmeriCUNTS 🦅🗽👩🏻‍🚒

Thanks 🙏🏻to Bussy Bush 🌳🤠and his DEEP 🕳️state, TSA 👮🏻‍♂️can rub 🧼their hands 👐🏻all over your ASS 🍑of evil 😏. Daddy DICK Cheney 🍆 will be waiting to send the biggest 🥵, throbbing 😖, COCKtrymen 🫡🪖to spread 🙌🏻 freeDOM 🪢to your tight 😫, slimey 😽💧little cave🪨.Send this to 0️⃣ patriots 😔 and you’ll go down somewhere 🚜 in Pennsylvania 🌾Send this to 9️⃣ patriots and he’ll blast 🧨your pentagon 👨🏻‍✈️🔥Send this to 1️⃣1️⃣ patriots and you’ll get BOTH ⚔️ twin towers 🏢🏢tonight 😳😏
    happy 😃 9/11 😽 you sexy 😼 sluts 😍 today 📆 is the day 🤙 the twins 👯 got aborted 🤰 share 👐 with 10 🔟 patriots 🎩 🇺🇸 for another ➿ abortion ✈ 🏙 and be 🐝 a true 💯 american 🦅 do NOT 🚫 share 👐 and you 👈 WILL 😮 become 😩 an infidel 👳
    UHOH! 🥴🥴🥴 Somebody call 9️⃣-1️⃣-1️⃣because it’s the anniversary 💍of one of the worst 😥tragedies 🏢🏢in modern🔮 American 🇺🇸 history📜📜📜. On this day 7️⃣ years ago Texas 🤠 Senator 🕴️ Ted Cruz shared stepmom 🤰🤰 incest 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 porn 🎥 to 3️⃣ million🤑 followers on Twitter🐤🐤. He denied 🙅❌ it and threw a staffer 🥺 under the bus 🚌🚌, but real patriots 🦅🇺🇸 know he is a dommymommy 👩👩 gooner 🥵💦 pervert 😏. Send this to 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ of your horniest 🦄🦄🦄 hombres 🤠🤠 or you’ll be a disgrace 🤪🤪 to the US Senate🏛️ forever ♾️ 
    ‼️DID YOU FORGET💭🤪 It’s 9/11 🌇✈️ today and you know what that means… it’s time⏰to get RAMMED🫦👉👌and make a big EXPLOSION💦🍆💥Get ready🏁 for your BUSH🌳to get 9️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ inch COCKS🐓MELT🫠🔥that STEEL BEAM🏗️ with your JET FUEL🛩️⛽️💦 and make me your AfghaniSTAN😍Send📲 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ survivwhores😜 and if you get 0️⃣ back you don’t get any🚫😱 Al-QaeDICK🌽🧔🏾‍♂️. If you get 5️⃣ back you’re a plane🛫pASSenger PRINCESS🍑👸🏼 and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you’re a 🔝 floor WHORE🙋‍♀️👅Remember to NEVER ❌🙅‍♀️FORGET🫡😔and ALWAYS GYATT🥵🍑 
    ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥
    on this day 🗓 in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣Anal DOMini🤲🛐 Gorgeous W.et BUSH🌳🌳 big DICK C 🙈🍆🫦 & the gaping DEEP 🕳STATE gave us 👉👈 the wing ding 🛎 DONG 🍆 CUNT🥵spiracy theory 💦💦💦🛩🏢🏢 we always CRAVEd ❤️‍🔥 thAt wiki-LEAKing SLuT🔽 fuel ⛽️ cud NOT Melt ROCK 🗿🪨HaRD steel ⛓ S👀n the ASSes 🍑of EVIL 👹😈 were PEN🖊etrated by the sL0pPy 💋💄BLoWalition👅🤛🏻of the WILLing 🤤🤤🤤 & the SERVE😰🙇‍♀️😨🙇‍♂️eillance state📸🎥🤳 was CUM💦plete‼️ if U R a PATRIOT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SEND💌📤 this 2 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest CUNTrymen 🫡 IF u get 5️⃣ back U R YeLL0w CAKed🍰🍰 in Jizz❕IF u get 🔟 back U R CoLiN powHOLE's next ASS👊ignment🙀🚨BUTT if U Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back U R guaranteed 🆓NSA 👀👀 BuSSY🍑🍑4 6️⃣9️⃣YeARs☑️✅‼️💝
    🛫✈️🛩🏢🏢😨😱😱‼️💥💥🔥
    It's ☝🏽everyday 💪🏽bro👱🏻, with 😉the👉🏽 9/11 🏢🏢flow 🌊Hijacked 🤓a plane✈️ in 6 months🤰, never 🙅🏿done✅ before 💁🏿‍♂️Crashed 🚒🚨into 👉🏽the 😤☝🏽twin 👯‍♂️towers 🕴🏽🕴🏽man, Pentagon 🗽is next 😉Man I'm blowin' 💣💣up these straps⛓, got a suicide 💊vest 👳🏾👳🏾And I'm in a cave 🔭too and I'm coming with the crew 🇹🇷🇵🇰🇲🇷🇱🇾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏿👳🏿This ☝🏽is👉🏽 Al Qaeda, 👳🏿😤bitch😼🖕🏿who the hell are flippin' you?💅🏼🤔It's ☝🏽everyday 💪🏽bro👱🏻, with 😉the👉🏽 9/11 🏢🏢flow 🌊Hijacked 🤓a plane✈️ in 6 months🤰, never 🙅🏿done✅ before 💁🏿‍♂️Crashed 🚒🚨into 👉🏽the 😤☝🏽twin 👯‍♂️towers 🕴🏽🕴🏽man, Pentagon 🗽is next 😉Man I'm blowin' 💣💣up these straps⛓, got a suicide 💊vest 👳🏾👳🏾And I'm in a cave 🔭too and I'm coming with the crew 🇹🇷🇵🇰🇲🇷🇱🇾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏿👳🏿This ☝🏽is👉🏽 Al Qaeda, 👳🏿😤bitch😼🖕🏿who the hell are flippin' you?💅🏼🤔
    Wait ✋✋wait ✋✋wait 👋✋ guys stop ‼️✋✋for ✌1 sec... Pls👇👆👈 ... If the planes hit the WTC👈👈👆👆 from outside..... then how can 9/11 be an inside job😕😑😑???
    ✈️🛩🏢🏢🚨🚨✈️✈️✈️🚨🚨9/11 🚨🚨🚨🚨9/11 weeeeeoooooooo 9/11 🚨🚨🚨✈️✈️✈️🛫🛫🛫🛫🛬🛬🛬🏢🏢that's sum gud ass 9/11 right there🍆💦👳🏽 blow me the FUCK up! 🔥🔥👀🛬✈️🏢🏢That's some 9/11 right there! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but 👳🏽jihad 👳🏽can melt my cock any day! 👳🏽🔥🔥🔥🚼🌐🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
    he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰
    how can 9/11 🏢🏢✈ be an in side job 🏢✈🏢 when george bush 👴wasn't inside 🏢👴🏢 and why does 💝 daddy 💝 make jessica 👩 get his 💦💦💦 CUMMIES 💦💦💦 when I need it 😱 jessica is a dirty jew ? 👃👃👃
    IM DELETING YOU, World Trade Center!✈️🏢🏢 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Twin Towers are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you World Trade Center!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Patriots👪 who give you 🇺🇸freedom🇺🇸 Or never get called ☁🇺🇸American🇺🇸 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: You did 9/11 ✈️🏢🏢 3 back: you're a terrorist 🚫🚫👿 5 back: you're America's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy Trump 😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
    STATE OF EMERJIZZCY 💦 ITS 9/11 ✈️🌇 INFIDELS 👳🏾‍♂️ HAVE HIT 😩 THE BIG 🫣🫦 TWIN TOWER 🍆OH NO 😱 EXPLOSION 💦AT THE SECOND TOWER 😭 DOUBLE PENETRATION 🍆❌2️⃣AT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER 👉🏻👌🏼 LETS CUM 😜💦 TOGETHER AS A CUNTRY 😳🇺🇸TO KICK THE INFIDELS 🦵🏾👳🏾‍♂️ ASSES 🍑😏 SEND THIS TO 6️⃣9️⃣ OF DADDY BUSH’S(BUSH⁉️😳) MOST LOYAL PATRITITS 🎆 🍉 OR THE FBI(FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR😂🤣) WILL ARREST YOU FOR INSERECTION 🫡 😛 
    on this day 🗓 in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣Anal DOMini🤲🛐 Gorgeous W.et BUSH🌳🌳 big DICK ⛓️ChAIn-y🙈🍆🫦 & the gaping 🫶DEEP 🕳STATE gave us 👉👈 the Wing Ding™️ 🛎 DONG 🍆 CUNT🥵spiracy theory 💦💦💦🛩🏢🏢 we always CRAVEd ❤️‍🔥➡️ thAt wiki-LEAKing SLuT🔽 fuel ⛽️ cud NOT Melt ROCK 🗿🪨HaRD steel ⛓ S👀n the ASSes 🍑of EVIL 👹😈 were PEN🖊etrated🥵 by the sL0pPy 💋💄BLoWalition👅🤛🏻of the WILLing 🤤🤤🤤 & the SERVE😰🙇‍♀️😨🙇‍♂️eillance state📸🎥🤳 was CUM💦plete‼️ if U R a PATRIOT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SEND💌📤 this 2 1️⃣5️⃣ of UR sluttiest CUNTrymen 🫡 IF u get 5️⃣ back U R YeLL0w CAKed🍰🍰 in Jizz❕IF u get 🔟 back U R CoLoN powHOLE's next ASS👊ignment🙀🚨BUTT if U Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back U R guaranteed 🆓NSA 👀👀🕵️‍♀️ BuSSY🍑🍑4 the next 6️⃣9️⃣YeARs☑️✅‼️💝 
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    Oh no! You got misgendered?

      Copy and paste the original 'Oh no! You got misgendered?' tweet
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      Oh no! You got misgendered?

You poor thing.

In 2001 on September 11 I witnessed two airplanes fly directly into the World Trade Centre, killing hundreds of people.

I was 11 years old.

I then spent the next few months of my life watching the entire planet work together through the collective trauma of an extremely horrifying terrorist event.

Your trauma is being called the wrong pronouns.

My trauma is watching an entire country pick itself back up after being targeted by terrorists.

Shut the fuck up.

      Kermit the frog did 9/11

        I knew it all along!
        Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
        It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.

In "It's a Very Muppets Christmas Movie," a film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses.

The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.

Now, if we are to believe the crew, this was allegedly just a production oversight, meaning that Kermit is somehow not responsible for 9/11. The frog puppet is said to have had no role in the destruction of that beautiful American beacon of freedom, and any links to the contrary are just inconvenient (or should I say convenient) coincidence. The crew alleges that there's no value in searching out ties between Muppet lobbyists and the Saudi regime, so there's no sense in following the money to see underlying truth. There's ostensibly no reason to assume that the towers haven't already been avenged with that famous "we got him" speech given by Obama back in 2012. There's apparently no reason to question the truth any further. But that's none of my business.