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do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???

    do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them.

    I fucking hate simps so much

      I fucking hate simps so much. Those dumb fucking libtard simp cucks. Imagine simping for any fucking woman, let alone a libtard OnlyFans thot. You're over here edging to some sub-5 roastie until you're the colour of a Grimace shake, while I've been mewing and jelqing for the past 5 years to become more skibidi. Now, while you're STILL shilling her OnlyFans, I am such a based and redpilled gigachad sigma rizzler that have multiple level-10-gyatt Livvy Dunne lookalikes guzzling my glizzy on the regular.

And I can see you malding from your gooncave in the chat right now, saying that all my yapping is just capping, but that copium is about to run out. Peep the board. It's up to 10 kills already and I just wiped out tomato town. Now I'm locked in and on my way to collect the final Fanum tax, yet here you are without a chug jug.

You're cooked, beta. This is the end of the grind for you. You can either griddy towards the nearest rickety stool and ropemaxx or suffer the full extent of the brutal
mogging that's about to take place. Either way, it's time to get this ratioed.

      >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe

        Anon ask if the gym is based or cringe

        Its from a 4chan post where Anon asks the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe. This is a classic greentext copypasta that has produced many different variations.

        Based or cringe

        >looking for a new gym
>ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe
>she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"
>buy a membership
>it's cringe

        Creepy or wet

        Anon ask if the gym is creepy or wet

        The “creepy or wet” version came when someone (allegedly) had an AI generate some greentexts. The AI spit out the exact same text as the original, except instead of “based or cringe” it said “creepy or wet.” So, it hadn’t actually generated something original, just replaced two words on an old greentext that it had been trained on. But that version of the meme somehow became more popular than the original.

        >looking for a new gym
>ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"
>buy a membership
>it's wet

        Edgar Anon Poe – Once upon a midnight dreary

          Its a collection of 4chan’s rendition of Edgar Allen Poe’s poem The Raven.

          Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious profile of a tinder whore
while I read it, nearly swiping, suddenly I spied her typing
"Kids? Still want them!" starts the griping, "even though I'm 44"
"Tis impossible," I muttered "having kids at 44" Chance of offspring: nevermore
          and the pinging, ever ringing,

of the notifications dinging,

from the hoes on tinder singing,

tapping at my zipper door.

'tis some foids, and nothing more.

I'll be single, forevermore.

          Last one originated from “bash.org” all the way back in 1990s but the site has since shutdown. People often mistaken it to be from 4chan because its often reposted there with no credit to the original.

          Original

          Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pr0n surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

          Alternate version

          Once upon a midnight dreary, While I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of hot chicks galore,

While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, Suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, Mourning for my dear amour.

'Tis not possible!, I pleaded, But my browser, so conceited, Remained blank, I then repeated, Just a blank and nothing more.

With a scream, I was defeated, For my cookies were deleted, So i begged, no longer seated, "Give me back my free hardcore!"

Then, in answer to my query, Through the net I loved so dearly, Came its answer, dark and dreary: Quoth the server, 404