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    ITS THE SUMMER 🌞 SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩 and you know 👌🏽 what that means 😉 its the longest 😩 day of the year and it's gonna be hot and sweaty all day long. 🌞😩 Today ❤️ is the beginning of sCUMmer!!! 😫 From 6️⃣ in the morning 💯 to 9️⃣ at night 💯 you can 🎉 expect the sun to 😉FUCK😍 your skin up 👊🏾 Put on your CUMblock 💦 and your SLUTTIEST 👒hat🎩 because the sun 🌞 rays will BLOW 🌪 you away 😗💨 Look out for STEAMING 💦😫 CUMMIES in the sun 🌞 DADDY'S 😩 day was yesterday, 👌🏿 today is for you 😩😩 Go out and tan ur fat ass 🍑🍑🍑 Send this to🖐🏾ten🖐🏾 of your HOTTEST 🙌 SKANKS 🙋🏿 If you get 0️⃣ back then ur a cold ❄️🌨❄️ ass SNOWMAN ⛄️ If u get 5️⃣ back then u a WARM 😫 spring day but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then u get 💦 ALL 💦 CUMMIES 💦 Enjoy ur summer HOTTIE ☺️🙏🏽
    In 👌👏 the summertime, when 😩⏰ the weather 💧 is high 🔊 You 💰😤👉 can 🤤 stretch right 🔰🔰 up 🤸‍♀️🔊 and touch 👈 the sky 🤡 When 👌 the weather's fine 😂👌 You 😼😼😼😼😽😸 got 🤭 women, 👧 you 👈 got ❌ women 👭 on 🔛 your 🇺🇸👈😀 mind 🧠 Have 👃 a drink, 🍶 have 🈶 a drive 🚗 Go 🏃🏃 out 👀 and see 👀 what 🗯️ you 👩🏽‍✈️👩🏽‍✈️✈️ can 👺 find 🔍🔍 If her 👩 daddy's 👨‍👦 rich, 💶 take 👊 her 👩 out 😓 for 4️⃣ a meal If her 👸😡 daddy's 🤖 poor, 💸 just 🕛👀 do 👩😂 what 😅 you 👈 feel 😁🏼 Speed 🚅 along 🎶 the lane, 🚲 do 🙅 a ton or a ton and twenty-five When 🔜 the sun ⛅ goes ❗ down 🔻⤵️ You 👈 can 🧠 make 💘 it, make 🛠️ it good 👌 in 👊 a lay-by We're 👶 not ✨ grey 💔💔 people, 👫 we're 🎈 not 👏❌ dirty, we're 😫🏻 not 🚫❌ mean 🤔 We 👫 love 💖 everybody, 👩👨 but 😳 we ❓ do 😫 as we 🌿 please 🤣 When ⏰ the weather's fine, 🙊 we 👦 go 😓 fishing 🚣‍♀ or go 🦗 swimming 🏊‍♀ in ⁉️ the sea 🌊 We're 👌👶 always 👌 happy, 😆 life's for 🕓 living 😮😮 Yeah, ❤️ that's 🏩 our 💩 philosophy 🤣💭 Sing 🎤 along 🎶 with us 🪐 Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah Yeah 😤 we're 👪👏 hap-happy Dah dah-dah Dee-dah-do, dee-dah-do, dah-do-dah Yeah, 😩 dah-do, dah-dah-dah Dah-dah-dah, do-dah-dah (alright, 👋 alright, 👋 alright) 👋 Alright 👋 When 🤷 the winter's here, 📍 yeah ✨ it's party 🎉🎈 time 🕠 Bring 🚶 your 🤗 bottle, 🍾 wear 👚 your 😇 bright 🌝 clothes 👕 It'll soon 🔜 be 😹😹😹 summertime And we'll 👤 sing 🎤🎙️ again, 😬 we'll 🤷🏾‍♂️ go 🏃 driving 🚗 Or maybe 🤔 we'll 🤷 settle down 😱 If she's 😃 rich, 💶 if she's 👸 nice, 😁 bring 🤔 your 👉 friends 👫 And we'll 😤 all 👐🏼 go ✅ into 🤓 town 🔥 In 2️⃣❕0️⃣❕2️⃣❕1️⃣❕ the summertime, when 😂🕕 the weather 🌫 is high 📓 You 👊 can 😷 stretch right 🔰🔰 up 🔼⬆️ and touch 🥵 the sky ☁️ When 🕛 the weather's fine, 😒 you 🥵 got 🉐 women 💁 You 😊 got 😏 women 💁 on 🔛 your 👉😩 mind 🤯 Have 😣✅ a drink, 🍵 have 🈶 a drive, 🚚 go 🏃 out ↘️ and see 👀 what 🧐 you 😀😊 can 🧞 find 🔍 If her ⚰️👿 daddy's 👨‍👦 rich, 💲 take 💅 her 👄 out 😝🚪 for 🍅 a meal If her 👸😡 daddy's 💘👑 poor, 💸 just ❗ do 😣 what 🧐 you 👈 feel 🆙 Speed 🚅 along 🎶 the lane, 🚲 do 😏 a ton or a ton and twenty-five When 🤷 the sun ☀️ goes 🎆 down, 🤗 you 😀🤟 can 🦎 make 💘 it Make 😼😼😼😼😼 it good 🆗🌟🙅‍♂️❇️📈🙅 in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ a lay-by We're 😂🙈 not 🚫🙅 grey 💔 people, 👺 we're 😱👨 not 🚯 dirty, we're 🤝 not 🚯 mean 🧚🏼‍♀️ We 👨👩 love 😍 everybody, 😡 but 🤤🤚 we ⚠️ do 👀 as we 👶👥 please 🙏 When 🕗 the weather's fine, 😂👌 we 🚟🚟 go 💩 fishing 🐟 or go 🦟 swimming 🏊‍♀ in 🕺 the sea 🌊 We're 🙈 always 🙄 happy, 🤣 life's for 💗 living 😮 Yeah, 🙌😜 that's 😐🔕 our 📌💯 philosophy 😒 Sing 🎶😙 along 🔚🔚 with us 🇺🇸 Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah Yeah 👴🏾🙌🏩👈🏾 we're 👨😩 hap-happy Dah dah-dah Dee-dah-doo, dee-dah-do, dah-do-dah Yeah 🚵✌🏻✌🏽 dah-dah, dah-dah-dah