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State of the Union

    ⏰⏰🔊WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE‼️‼️😴💤 It's TIME⌚for the GAPE 🕳️ of the Union👬🇺🇸 and KUMALA'S 👮🏿‍♀️💦 mad😡 cause 👴🏻Uncle Joe👴🏻 took ALL her uppers🫠💊🍭😝 EVERYONE'S watching:👀👀 BITCH McConnell👴🏻🐢 FUCK Schumer👴🏻🤓HaCREAM Jeffries🧑🏿‍🦲💦and Mike and his JOHNSON👨🏻‍🦳⛪...RepubliCUNTS🐘 and DEMONcrats👹 alike are🚶🚶lining up🪑to see Biden FLASH 💃his POTUSSY🦅like it's visiting day at the senior center👴🏻👵🏻🏥 Inflation's🎈making ALL our bills📄📃 get bigger😵... fatter🫨... and longer💸💳 and Aunt Karen👵🏻 is getting NOSTALGIC💖💘for when Donald🍊🧑🏼‍💼🗽wanted to GRAB HER PUSSY🫴🙀🤟... Can Joe REVITALIZE his BASE⁉️😮‍💨 make his BIG TENT⛺😗even BIGGER⁉️🎪🥵😫and make HISTORY👩🏻‍🏫as the SECOND✌️ Catholic✝️👼to DIE IN OFFICE⁉️⁉️⁉️🪦⚰️😥 (RIP🙏🙏JFK🤵‍♂️💃🤯) FIND OUT IN NOVEMBER!! 🦃🤡🧐 
    my 🦅 fellHOE ameriCUNTS 😫🇺🇸tonight is the ‼️💯STATE OF THE UNION 💙❤️address 🤍 tonight a 🍃JOINT 💨 CUMGRESS 🍆💦of RepubliCUNTs 🐘 and DICKocrats🐴 have to be quiet 🤫🤐 for Daddy Biden 😏👴🏻 and hear how 😛 to sTiMuLaTe 👉🏼🐱👈🏼 the economy 🤑💰 impHOES 😂 🍑taxes on the rich 💸💸 and save demoCRUSSY 🇺🇸 from the insERECTIONists 🔫💪so SERVE 🫦👁️ ur CUNTry 😫🇺🇸 and watch 👀at 9PM at WH.gov/SOTU 👀 to get ur SOTUSSY 🥵🕳️ filled by Poppa Joe 🍌😍💦Send this to🔟 of your pussy 😽 poppingest 💃 patriots 🦅🔥or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅CUNTstitution!🇺🇸🍆✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back 🙅‍♀️you have to shoot down 🔫🔫💥 a Chinese spy 👀🕵️ balloon 🎈🎈 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, ur passing legiSLUTion🍑🍑 && if you get🍆TEN🍆back or more ‼️💯 you’re the new 🇺🇸🥵FREAKer of the house 😍💦💦