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State of the Union

    โฐโฐ๐Ÿ”ŠWAKE UP SLEEPY JOEโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค It's TIMEโŒšfor the GAPE ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ of the Union๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and KUMALA'S ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ mad๐Ÿ˜ก cause ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸปUncle Joe๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป took ALL her uppers๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ˜ EVERYONE'S watching:๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ BITCH McConnell๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿข FUCK Schumer๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿค“HaCREAM Jeffries๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ’ฆand Mike and his JOHNSON๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณโ›ช...RepubliCUNTS๐Ÿ˜ and DEMONcrats๐Ÿ‘น alike are๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถlining up๐Ÿช‘to see Biden FLASH ๐Ÿ’ƒhis POTUSSY๐Ÿฆ…like it's visiting day at the senior center๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ Inflation's๐ŸŽˆmaking ALL our bills๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“ƒ get bigger๐Ÿ˜ต... fatter๐Ÿซจ... and longer๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ณ and Aunt Karen๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป is getting NOSTALGIC๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜for when Donald๐ŸŠ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ—ฝwanted to GRAB HER PUSSY๐Ÿซด๐Ÿ™€๐ŸคŸ... Can Joe REVITALIZE his BASEโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ make his BIG TENTโ›บ๐Ÿ˜—even BIGGERโ‰๏ธ๐ŸŽช๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ซand make HISTORY๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿซas the SECONDโœŒ๏ธ Catholicโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ผto DIE IN OFFICEโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿชฆโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฅ (RIP๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™JFK๐Ÿคตโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿคฏ) FIND OUT IN NOVEMBER!! ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿง 
    my ๐Ÿฆ… fellHOE ameriCUNTS ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธtonight is the โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏSTATE OF THE UNION ๐Ÿ’™โค๏ธaddress ๐Ÿค tonight a ๐ŸƒJOINT ๐Ÿ’จ CUMGRESS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆof RepubliCUNTs ๐Ÿ˜ and DICKocrats๐Ÿด have to be quiet ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿค for Daddy Biden ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป and hear how ๐Ÿ˜› to sTiMuLaTe ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ the economy ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ impHOES ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘taxes on the rich ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ and save demoCRUSSY ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from the insERECTIONists ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ชso SERVE ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ur CUNTry ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and watch ๐Ÿ‘€at 9PM at WH.gov/SOTU ๐Ÿ‘€ to get ur SOTUSSY ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ filled by Poppa Joe ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆSend this to๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your pussy ๐Ÿ˜ฝ poppingest ๐Ÿ’ƒ patriots ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ฅor say BOY๐Ÿ‘‹BYE to the๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…CUNTstitution!๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ†โœ๏ธIf you get๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸปZERO๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿปback ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธyou have to shoot down ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฅ a Chinese spy ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ balloon ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ if you get ๐Ÿ”ฅFIVE๐Ÿ”ฅ back, ur passing legiSLUTion๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ && if you get๐Ÿ†TEN๐Ÿ†back or more โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ youโ€™re the new ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸฅตFREAKer of the house ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ