⛪SAINT ⛪PATTY'S 🌤️DAY IS 💦CUMMING💦 UP SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR 🍯POT🍯 OF GOLD🏅 READY FOR 🏃♂️DADDY'S 🍆BANGER🍆 BECAUSE HE'S💁♂️ BEEN WAITIN ALL 🎊YEAR💦 TO MAKE SOME MASH🥔. SO GRAB YOUR 🍺🍻🍺, SLAP ON YOUR SLUTTY 💚✅GREEN💚 OUTFIT,👗 AND GET ⏬⏬⏬ UNDER THE 🌈 SEND THIS TO 20 OF YOUR 🔥🔥🔥 CROTCHED BITCHES AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK AND YOU'RE AN IRISH🌹🍷👠 THOTTIE. GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL TASTE😋 THE CUMMIE💦🌈 RAINBOW. GET 15 BACK AND YOU'RE A 💯TRUE💯 4🍀 LEAF😈 HOVER😫😘🤗👄.
What's❓ 💁up ⬆️👋👋 you 🍀Lepre-CUM 👅👅😩🍆💦guzzlers? It's 🍆🍀Saint PatDICK's 🍀👉👌day, so get ready to ireLEND your fellow hoe the 🐍🐢🐛green 🌵🍀paint if you're ready to get 👌🙀PINCHED 😫👌in the 🌈🍀ST PATTY's 🍀🌈 🐱PUSSY. 🐱IT's TIME TO BLOW 💨👅💦on daddy's BAGPIPES, let him eat 🍝🍝🍝👅your 🍀CLOVER COOCHIE🍀, and get rainBONED 🍆😩💦🌈👏👏in your pot of 🏵🏅🥇GOLD⚜️🔱💰 tonight because you have the FUCK OF THE IRISH🤹♀️ on ur side. Send this to 17 of your LUCKIEST HOES 💁💁🏻💁🏼💁🏽💁🏾💁🏿who you 🤔think can lure out daddy's SNAKE 🐍🐍 tonight 🙀😻🤤😩
ASS🍑CLAPPY SAINT FAT🪵DICKS DAY☘️! SLÁINTE🍻 to all my 🖤GUINNUSSY🖤 GUZZLERS🚰😋 and GAY🐧 GaeilgWHORES🇮🇪! It’s time🗓 to SUCK😗 on some SHAMC☘️CK shakes🥤 and SERVE💁♀️ that LUCK-FILLED🤞 LepreCUNT🌈💰! Get on your knees🧎♂️ and PRAY🙏 for DADDY👴 PADDY☘️ to drive all the 🖐LONGEST🤚 SNAKES🐍 into your HIBERNIAN BUSSY🐈! And DON’T FORGET to take a selfie🤳 whilst SLOBBERING🤤 on a SHILLELAGH like a SULTRY💋 SHAMROCK SLUT☘️💚! Send this💌 to ALL your green-clad GIRLS♀️, GAYS🐧, and THEYS🐌. If you get 0️⃣ back, sorry, you BOMBED💣💅! If you get 4️⃣ back, SOMEONE’S OUT TO BUTTER YOUR SODA BREAD🧈😋! If you get 3️⃣2️⃣ back, UNCLE🥤 O’GRIMACEY🟢 will appear in your dreams TONIGHT🕴😴, and GUSH🌊 a GREEN RIVER inside you😩 with his CAMÁN-SIZED COCK🐓!
🇮🇪HAPPY☘️TAINT💩SHAT🍆DICKS🇮🇪DAY✨🍺👇🏼TODAY WE 🫦FEAST ON 🛐SAINT✝️⚱️PATRICKS 🍯POT OF GOLD🍯🌟TASTE 👅 HIS RAINBOW 🌈 AND TAKE 🧑🏼🦰😶A GOLDEN SHOWER💦 IN CELEBRATION 🙌🏽🎉OF IRISH👩🏻🦰🇮🇪 FOLK-WHORE🫢🍻LIKE 😳SHAMCOCKS ☘️🐍REPRESENTING🙏🏼 THE HOLE-Y 👉🏼👌🏼TRINITY 🫂👤SO 🤑MAKE LIKE A CHICAG-HOE 🌃 AND DYE YOUR 💧💚RIVER 😏🩲GREEN☘️💚 UNLESS YOU 🫵🏼👀WANNA😩 GET PINCHED🤏🏼😵KISS 💋AN IRISHMAN👨🏻🦰AND BLOW 💨😮ON HIS 🪈BAGPIPES👅SEND 💌THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR 🌈LEPRI-CUNTS 🧝🏼FOR GOOD FORTUNE🤞🏼🇮🇪☘️IF YOU DONT ⛔️🙅🏼GET 1️⃣0️⃣BACK YOU’RE🥺A LEPRI-CHUMP 👎🏼
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY HOES!!🍀🍀🍀🍀💚on this 🗓day in history we 🤔remember our ST PADDY DADDY!! 👴🏼💚💚💚💚💦💦 this means it is time to 👅👅lick some lucky LEPRECHAUN 🍑ASS🍑!!! 😘you better wear some 🟢green 🟢so you dont get PINCHED👌👌 on the 😜PUSSY today! 💃🍆💦Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your 😏sluttiest 🍀shamrock🍀 bitches👯♀️ or you wont get any 🟢GREEN 🟢DICK 💚🍆💚🍀tonight😭😭 If you get 5️⃣ back youre a little 🤢corned 🤢beef 🤢hoe😩😩 If you get 🔟 back youre st paddys princess👸👸 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back st 🍀paddy🍀 daddy 👴🏼 will give you his 👀huge😏 pot of gold tonight💰💰💰🍆💦💦👅👅
😘HAPPY 😊🤗 SKANK 🤪🤪PatDICKS 🍆💦💦🍺 day you green 🟩🟢 clover 🍀 HOE 😫🤯😜 Paint your 💚☘️CLOVER 🍀💚COOCHIE 🍑💦 💦💦 green for the 🤞🤞🤞😉FUCK OF THE IRISH 💦😫👅 or DADDY 💰🍆won't rainBONE 🌈👏🏻👀 your ST ✝️ PADDYS 👨🏼🦰PUSSY 🍑🍑🥵💋 💋💋💋💋💋
Today's 📆 the day to get your 🍆COCK🍆 of ✨✨GOLD✨✨ at the end of the 🌈🌈💦rainHOE💦 Daddy's 😈💰👁️LOOKING 👁️👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀for his SAINT 🙏🛐🧎♂️➡️PADDYS✨ PRINCESS ✨💋💅👑👸to give his LUCKY 🎰 four4️⃣ leaf 🍀☘️🍀shamCOCK🍆 🍆🍆💦💦to. STRAP ON🍒💄🌹💋 your ‼️RED ‼️Irish beard 👺👹👹🔴🧔🏼 and get ready to stroke 🥵 🥵🥵daddies lepreCOCK 🍆🍆🍆all the way to the END 🔚🔚of the 🌈🌈🌈SLUTSbow🎀🎀👒🌈🌈🌈🌈
SEND THIS to 13.7 of your favorite 🤩🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😻lepreCUM GUZZLERS 🌊💦💦💦💦💦💦to catch 👨🏻🦰👨🏻🦰McDADDY👨🏻🦰👨🏻🦰 by 👏the 🦶toe 🦶and BLOW💨💨💨💨 his BAGPIPES🪈
👋 HEY YOU 🇮🇪
🇮🇪 🫦 🎩 SHAMROCK 🎩 SLUTS 🫦‼️ HOEping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. PatDICK'S Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamCOCK🍀shake in your pot of GOLD?! 💎 🌈
🍀🍀🍀🍀💚on this 🗓day in history we 🤔remember our ST PADDY DADDY!! 👴🏼💚💚💚💚💦💦 this means it is time to 👅👅lick some lucky LEPRECHAUN 🍑ASS🍑!!! 😘you better wear some 🟢green 🟢so you dont get PINCHED👌👌 on the 😜PUSSY today! 💃🍆💦Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your 😏sluttiest 🍀shamrock🍀 bitches👯♀️ or you wont get any 🟢GREEN 🟢DICK 💚🍆💚🍀tonight😭😭 If you get 5️⃣ back youre a little 🤢corned 🤢beef 🤢hoe😩😩 If you get 🔟 back youre st paddys princess👸👸 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back st 🍀paddy🍀 daddy 👴🏼 will give you his 👀huge😏 pot of gold tonight💰💰💰🍆💦💦👅👅
HAPPY 😜🤗 ST PATDICKS 🍀🍆🍺 DAY YOU HORNY CUMSLUTS 😜💦 SHAMROCK 🍀 SHAKE DAT ASS FOR PAPI👏🏼👅🍑 DONT DRINK THAT BEER 😳🙅🏻🍺 DRINK DADDY'S LUCKY CUMMIES👅💦😋 RIDE THE RAINBOW 🌈🏃🏽 LIKE YOU'D RIDE THIS DICK 🍆🍑😳 AND LAND 🛬 NEXT TO THIS YEAR'S 📅 POT OF GOLD 💪🏼💰WHICH IS A BIG BLACK COCK 😜🍆 BUT IT WONT BE YOURS; YOU'LL BE OUT OF LUCK 😳❌ IF YOU DON'T SHARE THIS WITH 10 OTHER ZADDIES 😤😩 WHO WOULD WANT THEIR POCKET DOWNSTAIRS 😉😏👇🏼🍑 FILLED 💦👀
☘️ Happy St. PatDiCK's DAY 🍆👋 you 🍀SHAMROCK SLUTS 😫🍀👉👌IT's TIME TO BLOW 💨👅💦on Daddy's 👨🏻🦰 BAGPIPES, let him eat 🍝🍝👅your 🍀CLOVER COOCHIE🍀, and get rainBONED 🦴🍆😩💦🌈👏👏 in your pot of 🏵🏅🥇GOLD⚜️🔱💰😍
Saint 🙏 Daddy Patty 👨🏼🦰 was originally a R-HOE-man 🏛️🏺who was captured 🦹♂️ by CUNT-ic 👨🏻🎤👩🏻🎤 raiders who brought 🌊🚣him to Ireland 🇮🇪 ☘️ and made him a SEX 💦🍑 SLAVE ⛓️for 6️⃣ SLUTTY YEARS💦 ⏱️ He escaped 🏃♂️💨😥 but CAME BACK 💦😋 to cast all the snakes 🐍 🐍🐍 OUT 👉 of Ireland and to MISSIONARY 🕴️🍆💦 all the Irish ☘️ Poon for himself 😍💦👯♀️👩🏻🦰🧑🏻🦰👩🏻🦰🧑🏻🦰
He🫰used the shamrock 🫴☘️ to explain 🗣️ the 🕳️Holy 🕳️THOTTery🕳️ of Daddy 👨🏼🦰, Twink 🧑🏻🦰 & Holy SUCK-it 🌬️💦😋. And converted ♻️ all the Pagan 🧙🏼🧙🏻♀️🧙🏼PotatHOES 🥔👯🥔to believe in the ultimate ✨Daddy - JESUS 😍 ✝️🧎♀️
Now, every March 1️⃣7️⃣, we get rowdy 🤪🎉 and slutty 🍆😏 and FUCK 💦👉👌MISSIONARY 🦵🏻☘️🦵🏻just like ST DADDY PATTY 🫃✨👨🍼☘️ and the Pagan 🧙🏼🧙🏼PotatHOES 🥔
🗣️ Get ready 🏃♂️🏃♀️💨 for Daddy 👨🏼🦰 Patty's banger 🍆🍆 because he's been 👀 waiting 💁♂️ alllll year ⌚️👀 to make some MASH 🍆🥔🍦🤤😍. So grab some Guinness 🍻🍺🍻 and put on your SLUTTIEST 🫦💃🏻 green ☘️💚 outfit 👗 (OR ESLSE ⚠️ 🙅♂️ you'll get PINCHED 👌🤕 IN THE PRICK 🙇🍆👌🏻) and GET ⏬⏬ UNDER the rainbow 🌈 to guzzle on some LEPRE-CUM 🌈 💦👅 😛🤤🤹♂️🤹♂️ ☘️
Send this 📩 to 1️⃣7️⃣ of 🐍☘️❇️ your SLUTTIEST LUCKY 🍀 👯♀️👯👯♂️ bitches this📗 St. Patrick's Day 🤹♀️🧚🏽😍. If you get 0️⃣ back, you will have BAD LUCK 😭😭 and die 👻 in the next ⏭️ PotatHOE famine 🥔 😔💀🪦 Get 5️⃣ back 😌 and you're a Slutty ☘️ little Laddie Baddie 💋👯♀️ Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😎and Daddy Patty 👨🏼🦰 will be bangin 🔨 your mash 🍆🤤🍦 all over the rainbow 💦🌈 Get 1️⃣7️⃣ back 😍 and you're the ULTIMATE IRA 🔫🔫 PRINCESS 👸🏻 FIGHTING FOR IRISH ☘️🇮🇪 FREEDOM ✊WITH THAT BOMB 🧨💣 FIRECROTCH ❤️🔥🧑🏻🦰👩🏻🦰 CLOVER COOCHIE ☘️☘️💦🤤😍✊☘️🍀💚🍻🍺🇮🇪💚💚💚💚☘️💚😍😍
Happy 😀 SLUTS 👌🍆💦💦💦Patrick's day 🍀 you sexy 💋Irish 🇮🇪 potaHOE.🥔 If you're looking 👀 to get lucky 🍀🏆 and have daddy's 👅 shamerCOCK 🍀🍆in your Pot of Gold 🌈🥇tonight, make sure you DON'T wear green 👕♼🙅so he can pinch👌😳
Be sure to send this to 10 of your luckiest 🍀 potaHOES 🥔
Get 0-4 back you're stuck in the great Irish 🇮🇪 potatHOE 🛇🥔 famine of 1845
Get 5-9 back you're a red head with skill in bed🛏😈
Get 10-19 back you're a leprachaun of loving💗
Get 20+ back your SLUT Patrick's 🍀 personal snake 🐍 charmer 💖
Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick's Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 hoes!!!!!!!!
Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY bitches this📗 St. Patrick's Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 sluts you'll have BAD LUCK and contract❎ 6 STDs in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
ON TOP OF THE ☀️ BONIN ☀️ TO YE. 🍀 🍀🍆 HAPPY ST PATDICK'S DAY. 🍆 🍀 🍀BOUNCE THIS 🎲 LUCKY 🎲 🇮🇪LEPRECHAUN 🇮🇪ON YOUR 🤸🤸🤸LAP🤸 🤸🤸FOUR TIMES IF YOU WANT TO 👅👅TASTE 👅 👅 HIS 🌈 🌈🌈POT OF GOLD. 🌈 🌈🌈 DON'T 🇮🇪 IRISH 🇮🇪 👋🏻 ON THIS 🐱🐱🐱💦PUSSY 💦🐱 🐱🐱 BECAUSE THIS CROTCH IS 🔥FIRE🔥I'LL 👄SUCK 👄A BOTTLE OF🍺 🍻 GUINNESS 🍻 🍺 THROUGH A 👅STRAW 👅4 YOUR 🍀🎰🎰LUCKY CHARMS🍀🎰🎰 FIND A MAN THAT WILL🧎🏼♀️ BEND 🧎🏼♀️YOU OVER AND PLUCK THAT 🍀CLOVER🍀TELL HIM IT'S ALWAYS 💄SLUTTY💄 IN 💪🏻PUMPADELPHIA.💪🏻ALL GOOD LITTLE CATHOLICS DESERVE A 🕳HOLE-Y 🕳3️⃣TRINITY3️⃣IF YOU WANT YOUR 🌈LUCKY 🌈CHARMS PINCHED DON'T WEAR 💚GREEN💚BECAUSE TODAY WE CELEBRATE THAT ☘️SHAMROCK ☘️ SHAKE. IF YOU WANT LUCK TO CUM IN 3️⃣SOMES, TELL HIM AND HIS 👨👨👦👦JAME-SONS👨👨👦👦TO 💦CUM💦 OVER AND TASTE THE 🌈 🌈🌈
IF YOU'RE FAERY 🌋 HORNY 🌋SEND THIS TO 10 🎰LUCKY 🎰EIRE HOES THAT WANT THAT 🚿🪙GOLDEN COIN SHOWER. 🚿🪙
Happy SLUTS 👌🍆💦💦💦Patrick's day 🍀 you sexy 💋Irish 🇮🇪 potaHOE.🥔 If you're looking to get daddy's 👅 shamerCOCK 🍀🍆in your Pot of Gold 🌈🥇tonight, make sure you DON'T wear green 👕♼🙅so he can pinch👌😳 you all over
Get 0 back you're stuck in the great Irish 🇮🇪 potatHOE 🛇🥔 famine of 1845
Get 10 back you're a leprachaun of loving
Get 20 back your SLUT Patrick's personal snake 🐍 charmer 💖
Fun SAINT PATRICK'S 🍀☘️DRINKING 🍶🥂🍻🍺🥃🍷🍾🍹🍸GAME💯🔥💯🔥! Every 🕛🕑🕕🕘hour, take a SHOT... of 6-8 fluid oz of 💧☔️WATER🔥🔥🔥 to stay 🙌🏻HEALTHY & HYDRATED. 💧WATER is a vital part of a 👌🏿HEALTHY 👌🏿ASS 👌🏿IMMUNE 👌🏿SYSTEM. This is because 👅💧💧water oxygenates your 🙀BLOOD, 😻flushes TOXINS, 😺helps the production of LYMPH (wtf?), keeps your 👀👁EYES and 👅👄MOUTH clean, and helps you digest 🥘🍣🍝GOOD MF FOOD💩💩💩. In addition, your body USES 🏊🏽WATER in all its CELLS, ORGANS, and TISSUES to help regulate its 🤒😷TEMPERATURE and maintain OTHER bodily FUNCTIONS. Because your body LOSES 💧💧WATER through BREATHIN, 😰😓SWEATIN, and DIGESTION, it's important to RE-MF-💯-HYDRATE by DRANKIN 🐋FLUIDS and 🍉🍏🍎🥒🍍🥝🥑EATIN FOOD that contain 🐳🐳W A T E R🍆🥒🥕🌽🥜🌰🍠🥔. Happy drinking!💯❤🍀🔥
ITS FINALLY 🙏 MARCH 🍀😏 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👒 Happy Saint PatDICKS 💦🍆🍌 Day 😍 It’s that time of year ✔️📅 to put on your sluttiest Irish jig 🎻🎶 and find 🔎 a WHORE leaf clover 🙊😝 Once upon a time 🕔 Saint Patdick CAME💦👄 from Ireland and found a pot of pussy 🐈💒 at the end of the rainHOE 😛🌈 Send this to 1⃣5⃣ of your skankiest St. Paddy'day daddys 👃👀🔥 Get none ⛔️ back youre a leprechaun🍻 lard 😂😷 get 5 back you’re a baked 🍁 cabbage savage🍞🙇 Get 🔟 back and you’re a lucky leprechaun 😲😏SEND ➡️📬 this in 69 ♋️seconds 🕟🕒 or you will not ❌ be getting any 🙅 shamCOCK in 2025