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I HAVE AN [Announcement].SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A [Little Sponge]. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING [Kromer]. [That's Right!] HE TOOK HIS FUCKING QUILLY [Dick] OUT AND HE SAID THAT HIS [Dick] IS A [Big Shot] AND I SAID THATS [Disgusting]. SO IM MAKING A [Post] ON MY [Salesman1997.com]. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL [Dick]. ITS THE SIZE OF THESE [Strings] EXCEPT WAY [Smaller]. AND GUESS WHAT, HERES WHAT MY [Dong] LOOKS LIKE.Deltarune Explosion sound effect [That's Right!] ALL [Points] NO [Quills] NO [Pillows]. HE FUCKED MY [Kromer] SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE [City].[That's Right!] THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER [Big Shot] EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA FUCK THE [City] IM GONNA GO [Higher!]. IM PISSING ON THE [Palace]. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT [Queen] I PISSED ON THE [Palace] YOU [Little Sponge]!YOU HAVE [4.99] HOURS BEFORE I FUCK THE WHOLE [Cyber World]. SO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING [Sight] BEFORE I SHOOT AT YOU TOO.

I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, JEVIL IS A [Little Slime]. THEY [Transfered their savings] ON MY [Fifty Percent Off] [Hochi Mama]. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY TOOK THEIR [Hyperlink Blocked] OUT AND THEY [Transfered] ON MY [Hochi Mama]. AND THEY SAID THEIR [Pipis] was [Chaos Chaos], AND I SAID [.... can anyone hear me? Help...]
SO I'M MAKING A [Communion] ON [Twitter Dot Com]. JEVIL, YOU GOT A SMALL [Pipis], IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS [Pixel] EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT, THIS IS WHAT MY [Wild Prizes] LOOKS LIKE. Explosion Sound Effect

What the [[Hyperlink Blocked]] did you just say about me, you [[Little Sponge]]? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the [[EMAIL]] Seals, and I've been involved in numerous [[Inventoriums]] on [[DOCTOR PIPIS]], and I have over [[300]] confirmed [[UNALIVINGS]]. I am trained in [[CHIMPANZEE]] [[Gameshow Host]], and i'm the top [[BIG SHOT]] in the entire [[Cyber City]] [[BIG SHOT]] forces. You are nothing to me but just another [[Hochi Mama]]. I will wipe you the [[Fifty Percent Off]] out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this [[Dark World]], mark my [[Evil]] words. You think you can get away with saying that [[Freedom Sauce]] to me over the [[Reciever]]? Think again, [[Half-Price Sallamy]]. As we speak, I am contacting my [[Specil]] network of [[Silly Strings]] across the [[Dark World]] and your IP is being [[Splurged]] right now so you better prepare for the [[Burning Acid]], [[Little Sponge]]. The [[Burning Acid]] that wipes out the [[Clown Around Town]] you call your [[HeartShapedObject]]. You're [[Hyperlink Blocked]] [[SHOT]], [[Cungadero]]. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can [[Specil Guarantee]] you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my [[Mike]]. Not only am I [[On A Saturday Night]] trained in [[Deep Abyss]] combat, but I have access to the entire [[Mansion]] of the [[Dark World]] [[Email]] Corps and I will use it to its full extent to [[Splurge]] your [[Hyperlink Blocked]] off the face of the [[Dark World]], you [[Little Sponge]]. If only you could have known what [[Unintelligble Laughter]] your little "clever" [[Encyclopedia]] was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have [[Shut Your Mouth]]. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the [[KROMER]], you [[Little Sponge]]. I will [[BIG SHOT]] [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]] all over you and you will [[Lyeing Around......] in it. You're [[BreaKing]] dead, [[Cungadero]].

WHAT THE [Fine Leather Seats] DID YOU JUST [&?$#]ING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE [Hochi Mama]?! I'LL H4VE YOU KNOW THAT I'VE [[Write a Quick Thesis To Garduate w/ Top Marks]] IN MY CLASS AND I HAVE OVER [[300.00th Customer!]]s CONFIRMEDㅤㅤ!
I'V3 BEEN TRAINED IN [The Art of War] AND I WAS A [[Best#R8ted_Sailsman]] OF [[My Favorite Year]] IN THE ENTIRE CYBER WORLD!!. YOU"RE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST 4NOTHER [PiggyBanks for Sale]. I WILL [Rip You Off] YOUR KROMER [[50% Faster Than Similar Products]] THAT YOU WO"NT EVEN NOT1CE HOW QUICKLY YOU [Your Balance is: 0]. MARK MY [[$@?%!]]ING WORDS!!!
YOU THiNK YOU CAN [[Exit Store?]] WITH SAYEING THAT [$!$$] [$39.99 Cocoa Powder] TO ME OVER THE [INtra NET]?! THINK AGAIN, [Slime]!! AS WE [Contact Us thru a DirectMessage] I AM DOWN >loaDING ALL YOUR [[Account Details]] AND YOUR [IP-address] IS BEING [[Repost & Share!]] ALL OVER THE WORLD, SO YOU BETTER pREPAIR FOR A GODDAMN VACATION STR8 TO HELL, YOU [Worm]. THE [[One-of-a-Kind]] VACATION THAT WiLL [[Drop Down the Pr1ces!]] THE [Ant-Sized] [Rapidly-Shrinking] THING YOU C4LL YOUR LIFE!!! YOU'RE [#$&?]ING [[Permanently Closed]], KID. I CAN BE [Anywhere, Anytime!] AND I CAN [[Try Our Various Meat-Cutting Techniques for Cooking!]] YOU IN 700th WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE [[Work-Safe Bodypart]]s.
NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVLY TRAINED IN [Self-Defence Lessons] BUT I ALSO HAVE [[Free Access! (No registration or SMS required)]] TO THE ENTIRE [[Back_Stor4ge]] OF MY [[Commemorative Ring]]s, AND I WILL USE iT TO IT'S [[100-Percent Effecincy]] TO WIPEOUT Y0UR [Beautiful Head] OFF THE FACE OFㅤㅤ, YOU LITTLE [Second-Hand Underw3ar]!!! IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT [[Paybak Specil]] YOUR L1TTLE [Top100 Jokes to AMUSE Your Friends!] WAS ABOUT 2 BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WoULD HAVE H3LD BACK YOUR [#@&%]ING [Microphone Benchmark]
BUT YOU [Cloud]N'T. YOU [Deed]N"T. AND NOW YOU;RE [[Payeing]] [A Small Loan Of $1 Million] YOU GODD4MNED [Clown]. I WILL [[FREE HomeMade Luwak Coffee!]] FURY OVER YOU AND YOU W1LL [Drowned] IN IT.
YOU'RE [$@?%!]ING [[Past Expiration Date]] KIDDO.

CONNECTION [Permanently Closed].
I’M SORRY TO [Brief Intermission] YOU [Mike], IF YOU STILL EVEN REMEMBER THAT [Username and Password], BUT I’M AFRAID YOU’VE BEEN [hacked! Click now to delete 7 viruses!]. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO RECEIVE A [Limited Time Offer], NOR HAVE YOU BEEN CALLED HERE BY THE [lucky contestant] YOU ASSUME. ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE INDEED BEEN CALLED.
YOU HAVE ALL BEEN [summoned] HERE. INTO A LABYRINTH OF [unintelligible laughter] AND [scented oils], [tricks, mystery, and misdirection!]. A LABYRINTH WITH NO [[Get out of Jail Free card]], A MAZE WITH NO [[Wild Prizes!]]. YOU DON’T EVEN REALIZE THAT YOU ARE [gone forever]. YOUR LUST FOR [[Hyperlink Blocked]] HAS DRIVEN YOU IN ENDLESS [[Froot Loops]], CHASING THE CRIES OF [slimes] IN SOME [Area Under Construction], ALWAYS SEEMING [So Close!], YET SOMEHOW OUT OF REACH.
BUT YOU WILL NEVER [discover] THEM. NONE OF YOU WILL. THIS IS WHERE YOUR [Fr33 Kr0mer] [runs out].
AND TO YOU, MY BRAVE [Big Shot], WHO SOMEHOW FOUND THIS [job opening available now!] NOT INTENDED FOR YOU. ALTHOUGH THERE WAS A [Relaxing Spa Vacation] PLANNED FOR YOU, I HAVE A FEELING THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU [Want]. I HAVE A FEELING YOU ARE [Right at Home]. I AM REMAINING AS WELL. I AM [In Your Area].
THIS [Dump] WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED, AND THE [Memorable Moments] OF EVERYTHING THAT STARTED THIS CAN FINALLY BEGIN TO [Vanish], AS THE [Burning Pain] OF EVERY TRAGEDY SHOULD. AND TO YOU [little sponges] TRAPPED IN THE CORRIDORS, BE STILL AND GIVE UP YOUR [Cr3dit Scores]. THEY DON’T BELONG TO YOU.
FOR MOST OF YOU, I BELIEVE THERE IS [Freedom Sauce] AND PERHAPS MORE, WAITING FOR YOU AFTER THE [Victory Smoke] CLEARS. ALTHOUGH FOR [One Very Specil Guest], THE DARKEST PIT OF [Hell] HAS OPENED UP TO [Gobble you up!], SO DON’T KEEP THE DEVIL WAITING, OLD [Friend].
KRIS, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I KNEW YOU WOULD [Comeback Specil] AS WELL. IT’S IN YOUR NATURE TO PROTECT THE [Schmoes] AND [Daves]. I’M SORRY THAT ON THAT DAY, THE DAY YOU WERE [Shut Down] AND [Permanently Banned], NO ONE WAS THERE TO LIFT YOU UP INTO THEIR [Hands], THE WAY YOU [Transferred] OTHERS INTO YOURS. AND THEN, WHAT BECAME OF YOU.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WOULDN’T BE CONTENT TO [Disappear Like Magic!]. NOT MY [buddy chum pal friend]. I COULDN’T [Save 50%] YOU THEN, SO LET ME SAVE YOU [Right Now!].
IT’S TIME TO [Sleep]. FOR YOU, AND FOR THOSE YOU HAVE CARRIED IN YOUR [Strong Arms]. THIS ENDS FOR [Everyone].
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