
Its an old copypasta that originated from an old skit on Youtube titled “I’m Enjoying A Treat, Derrick!“.
I know nobody will see my status, but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the garden, cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a carrot.
Sometimes when I am home alone I bury myself in the dirt in my garden and pretend to be a carrot

I know no one will read this, but sometimes I like to take a shovel go into the garden and dig myself into the ground and pretend that I'm a radish