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Slutnut Butter & Whore Jelly sammich

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    byu/MayaAlex from discussion
    inwhatisitcirclejerk
    When I was 6 my grandpa used to plant Whore Plants in our garden. My favorite species was the Malus Puella variety next to Femina Sordida. Such amazing plants

I miss those days pickin' whores off the hoevines. We used to squeeze the ripest ones until they popped into a deep red paste we called Whore jelly.

Man I miss a good ole southern Slutnut Butter & Whore Jelly sammich 😢