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Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.

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    Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.
    Looking for a whiny, crazy lady with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills.