Written by u/Mashiruko, its the Drident copypasta from YuGiOh but changed to Runecraft class in Shadowverse.
All I ever know what to do anymore is spellboost, it's all I can do. I don't get what swordcraft players are thinking. The other day I summoned Anne&Grea and normal evolved it. Everything has become spellboost to me. There are no other monsters, no spells other than sagelight teachings. The only combo I know is cocytus into dimensional climb. Ocassionally I super evolve Kuon, and I cry a little. I attack the enemy leader for 4 damage. It has become a somewhat of a joke. Anne on turn 5, Kuon on turn 7, I play dimensional climb on turn 9 because I don't have cocytus. I didn't draw an extra Kuon, It's so over. I play seraphic tidings to draw 2 more cards, I play 2 sagelights to heal myself for 8 HP. Opponent plays orchis and puts me at 2 HP and I draw cocytus next turn without dimensional climb. I can't go anywhere without getting a brick hand. I went to feed my dog the other night, but instead of eating it said fanfare: Summon a Mimi, Right Paw Hellhound and Coco, Left Paw Hellhound. Necromancy (6) - Give all other allied followers on the field +2/+0. I had to put her down. I sit in my guild hall counting the days, the days we shall see sweet release from this torment, the day where we're able to spellboost without a care in the world without being reduced to 10 hp at turn 5. Those days are false hopes. I haven seen god, and I have seen the devil, but they are one and the same. I stared into the abyss and screamed, and it screamed back: Enhance (9): Deal 3 damage to all enemy followers. Give this follower "Can attack 2 times per turn." Storm