Riot Shield MW2

KEY: A.= TACOBIZZLE B.= xS109xEROWk 1 C.= x15Kx ORTIZ

C: Why don’t you guys fucking learn how to actually play fucking the game and talk shit?

A: I swear to god dawg I know how to shoot a fucking gun you fucking puss

B: I am playing the game I’m using a fucking riot shield what else do you want me to use?

A: OOooOOOoh RIOT SHIELD IM A PUSSY AND USE RIOT SHIELD

B: Oh and now I’m a fu-

A: You fucking faggot.

B: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO USE?

A: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

B: YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING USE

A: LOOK AT YOU YOU’RE TEN-FIFTEEN.

B: YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

A: TEN FIFTEEN YOU FUCKING FAG

A: TEN

B: YOU TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING USE

A: FIFTEEN

B: HUH? YOU TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING USE! HUH? TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING USE-

A: SHUUT THE FUCK UP

B: TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME-

A: SHUUUT THE FUCK UP. PUSSY

B: AND I’LL STILL FUCKING MERC YOU

A: PUSSY

B: YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT

A: PUUUSSSY!

B: THATS RIGHT! YUM YUM YUM YUM I EAT DICK ALL DAY! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM I EAT DICK

A: YOU EAT DICK?! YOU EAT DICK NIGGA?! WHAT A FUCKING HOMO

B: EXACTLY-

A: YOU EAT DICK! MY NIGGA SAY HE EAT DICK!! YOU A HOMO NIIIGGGAAA!

B: I WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU YA DICK HEAD! FUCKING SHEETBLOCK LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER-

A: YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT

B: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

A: YOU LOOK LIKE A LOSER RIGHT NOW YOU SELF PRESTIGIOUS RIOT SHIELD BITCH

B: FUCKING SHEETBLOCK MOTHERFUCKER THATS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING EWOK

A: KEEP USING YOUR RIOT SHIELD FAGGOT! KEEP USING YOUR RIOT SHILD!

B: BECAUSE YOUR MOMS A FUCKING FISTER

A: SHES USING YOUR RIOT SHIELD PUSSY!

(Laughter from witnesses)

A: NICE TRY BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP

B: NO YOU’RE GETTING THE MUTE AWARD-

A: SHUUT THE FUCK UP

B: YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT

A: SHUUUT THE FUCK UP

B: KEEP SUCKING THAT DICK! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM KEEP SUCKING THAT DICK

A: YOU JUST LOVE DOING THAT VOICE-

B: SUCK ON IT LIKE A LOLLY

A: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. STUPID ASS HOMO ASS NIGGA.

(Closing Laughter)