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Reminds me of – imagine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked

    It came from a post on r/moreplatesmoredates but OP deleted his account after it became a meme.

    Reminds me of - imagine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked, or at least lean. i thank god every day for fattening people up. every time i see a fatty rolling through walmart, i can’t stop smiling. one less dude i have to worry about. when i hear fat chicks go on and on about how they’re a ten and can fuck as many dudes as they like, I laugh and nod. the fatter people get, the more impressive my physique will look. whenever fatties ask what the secret is, i shrug my shoulders. “bro, i dont even know why you’re fat. it’s not your fault, man. i eat cake every day, ig it’s just genetics.” but at home, im counting every goddamn calorie that goes into my mouth. let them think there’s no hope. let them stay fat. let them get fatter and fatter. inshallah the obesity rate hits 90%🙏
    imagine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked, or at least lean.
    
    i thank god every day for fattening people up. every time i see a fatty rolling through walmart, i can't stop smiling. one less dude i have to worry about.
    
    when i hear fat chicks go on and on about how they're a ten and can fuck as many dudes as they like, i laugh and nod. the fatter people get, the more impressive my physique will look.
    
    whenever fatties ask what the secret is, i shrug my shoulders. "bro, i dont even know why you're fat. it's not your fault, man. i eat cake every day, ig it's just genetics." but at home, im counting every goddamn calorie that goes into my mouth. let them think there's no hope. let them stay fat. let them get fatter and fatter.
    
    inshallah the obesity rate hits 90% 🙏