👀👀What’s up sluts!👩🎤👩🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁️seeing👁️ her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂♀️monarchists👸💂♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰️Big Ben🕰️ 👅 bongs🍆🍑🫦 you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩🎤birds👩🎤the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right cunt😫
💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂♀️…✨🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰♀️Marry Our Cousins👰♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️
😭👸☠️ REST IN PEACE🙏QUEEN ELIZABETH 👩🦳 WINDSWHORE!! The sun🌞has finally set on our 💁♀️ LITTY💃TITTY 🍈🍈 LILLIBET, 7️⃣0️⃣ years 📆 after she first 👧👩🦱👩🦳 became QUEEF 👑💨 REGNANT of the 🍆 COCK-MAN WEALTH 🇬🇧 of the💂♂️ BRITISH FEM-DOM-PIRE 👯♀️. Over her LONG😩JUICY💦REIGN she saw PMs 👨🏻💼👨🏼💼 CUM n' GO, from SIR WINSTON CHURCHHOLE👨🦲 to WHORIS JOHNSON🤡, STEADFASTLY serving KWEEN 👠 and CUNTRY 👜 with her FAMOUS 💎 BROOCHES 🐦 and 💦💦 PEARL NECKLACES 🤪, given to her by her late 😔 HORSE-COCKED 🐎🍆 COUSBAND 👩❤️💋👨 PRINCE PHILL-ER-UP 🤴. Her GORILLA 🦍 GRIP on the CROWN JEWELS 👑💍💎 has HELD TIGHT through CRISES 🤯 like BREXIT 🇪🇺🙅♀️🙃 and MEGXIT 👨🦰🙅🏾♀️🙃. But now it's time for ELIZABETH II REGINA'S 🤭 FAMOUS 🏠 ABODES like 👊💦SANDRINGHANDJOB, 👄👅 BALM-ORAL, and of course 🥵😛🤤 FUCKING-and-SUCKINGHAM PALACE 🏰 to be DRAPED IN BLACK 🏴🏴 in MOURNING 😱 for the LATE ⚰️ GREAT 💪 LIZZY. STAY TUNED 📺 for THE ⛪ CORNHOLE-INATION 👑 of her 👎LEAST FAVORITE SON👩👦CHARLES, with his ADULTEROUS JEZEBEL💃👯♀️ CUMILLA PORKHER-BOWELS 💩 right by his side. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ OYEZ, THE QUEEN IS DEAD! ! 🪦🥳 JUSTICE FOR LADY D!! 👸🚗🚨
Queen Elizabeth dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family said hello.
🎉🎉DING 🛎 DONG 🍆🍆 the 🇬🇧 WITCH 🇬🇧👸🏻 is DEAD 😵 💀 🎊 her Majesty the KWEEN 👑 has finally kicked the 🪣👋👋 after 7️⃣0️⃣👅👅 years of SERVING 💅 her CUNTry 🇬🇧 today we FUCKIN 👌👈 like the royal SLAMily was fuckin their COUSINS 🫣❌ get 6️⃣ feet 📏 DEEP 😫😫 in your closest mates and SHOOT 💦 off a 6️⃣9️⃣ gun SALUTE 🫡🫡 send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of the fittest 💯💯 birds 😮💨🫦 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and ur the DADDY duke of susSEX 🥵🥵 if u get 0️⃣ back ur LOCKED 🔐 🔐 out of the FUCKingham Palace 🏰 😳
💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂♀️…✨🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰♀️Marry Our Cousins👰♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️