Kamala v Trump
Attention 📢 all Ameri-CUNTS!!! 🇺🇸Tonight we CLITnessed 👀👁️the PRES-DICK-DENTIAL 🏛️🍆DEBATES!! Daddy Donald 😱and MAMALA 😩💦battled it OUT 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ under the HARD 🍆💦💧🌊SCRUTINY 🔎of David Muir 👫 and Linsey Davis 👯♂️👯♀️👯With questions ⁉️❔🤨about the E-CUM-ON-ME 🤨💦 BORDER CUNTHOLE 🍑🕳️🤪STUDENT MOAN RELIEF 📚😩and the SEXY 😝SUBMISSIVE 😋RELEASE💦 OF PRESIDENCY 🇺🇸AFTER AN ERECTION 🍆💧😱🌊😋this evening ✨🌚has our pussies panting 😩with PATRIOTISM 🇺🇸Which canDICKdate 🍆🌶️🥕🦴will get this cuntry 🌮out of this BIG 👣DEEP 🤨🕳️HOLE? 😉😝👌👈🫦 Send this to 10 🙌of your CUMMING 💦COUNTRYMEN! 🇺🇸🇺🇸Get 0️⃣back and your mic 🎤is MUTED🚫 Get5️⃣back and you 👉🫵🤤can sign 🖊️ your name on the constDICKtution! 🍆📄Get ALL 🔟💯back and you 😍🥰are ready 🏇 to FINGERBLAST ☝️🚀THE BALLOT 💦😝BOX🌮🍑🇺🇸🫦😩💦💦💦💦
Biden v Trump
Lube 💧 up your eyes 👀 and ears 👂 all you political daddies 👨🦱🫃 and democratic 🗳 hoes💃! It's almost time ⏲️ 🙌 to exercise 💪 🙌 our civic duty 🤾 and decide on which OLD 👴 DRY 💦🚫 MAN 👨🍆 is going to be our nation's 🇺🇸🏈 next DADDY👨👨👦🫃🫃‼️! CNN's Jake ASS-TAPPER😏 and Dana "Busty 🍈🍈 Bimbo" Bash will be EDGING🚱 🍆💦🚫 us for HOURS 🕙 ! No 🚯⛔️ cummies 💦 until a victor 🏆is decided! Donald "12-inches🍆 flaccid📏" HUMP🫦 will be dribbling♒️🚰 out of more than just the sides of his mouth⁉️! Joe BISEXUAL BIDEN will be taking questions❓️❔️ and taking BIG COCKS 🥒🥒 Now let's all oil 🛢 up our bussy🍑, and stretch out our throats👅 as we let our PRESIDENTIAL🗳 DADDY🫃🫃🫃 take us!