Part of a series of Tinder’s copypasta found in user profile bio in an attempt to be funny.
Picture this, you log into Tinder, see a decent girl, a 7/10 at best. Unsure whether to swipe right but you read her bio you like it, it's interesting. Fuck it, you swipe right. BOOM. You match. You start talking. Conversations are engaging. She listens, she cares, she's genuine. You bring her home for holidays, your family loves her. A couple years pass and you get married. Cool story?
It's not gonna happen but I'll do analImagine this. You log onto Tinder. See a decent guy, maybe a 7/10. You’re unsure about which way to swipe but you read his bio. You like it, it’s captivating. Fuck it, you swipe right. BOOM. You match. You start talking. Conversations are engaging. He listens, he cares, he's genuine. You bring him home forthe holidays. Your family loves him. A couple years pass. You get married. You found a love in a hopeless place. Cool story? Well this is not going to happen, but I can fuck you in the ass