There's 104 days of summer vacation
And school fucks along just to fuck it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is fucking a good way to fuck it
Like maybe...
Fucking a rocket
Or fucking a mummy
Or fucking up the Eiffel Tower
Fucking something that doesn't exist, Hey!
Or fucking a monkey a shower
Fucking tidal waves
Fucking nanobots
Or fucking Frankenstein's brain, It's over here!
Fucking a dodo bird
Fucking a continent
Or fucking your sister insane, Phineas!
As you can fuck
There's a whole lot of stuff to fuck
Before school fucks this fall, fuck on Perry!
So fuck with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna fuck it all
So fuck with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna fuck it all!
Mom! Phineas and Ferb are fucking a title sequence!