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People who say “have my upvote” are subhuman and should die by firing squad.

    Wholeheartedly agree. Take my upvote.
    I’m so fucking tired of hearing your stupid bullshit that you keep spouting all over this fucking site please for the love of god shut the fuck up. I’m not even being sarcastic with the title, I genuinely think there is no educating these dumb fucking stupid pieces of shit that plague this site. All you do is comment on someone else’s already stupid fucking garbage comment that is probably a pun or some shit, except you bring it to another level of worthlessness. Unironically saying “have my upvote” or “take my upvote” is not a victimless crime. The victim is me as I watch my brain cells radiate into the atmosphere never to be seen again while I read your retarded ass comment that is providing literally zero value to any part of human society. You could have commented anything, but what you chose to comment was so fucking dumb that it honestly isn’t even worth the couple bytes it costs to store the words you just wrote on some server, or the photons being emmited by my phone’s screen. They could have conveyed something useful, or at least powered a solar panel or caused a plant to photosynthesize. Your behavior makes me want to blow my fucking brains out on my wall it’s honestly so stupid. At this point no one’s going to stop doing this shit on this site, so the only solution is to set a precedent by executing some of these dumb fucks so the rest of them shut the fuck up and think of something funny for once in their unimaginably unoriginal life, where all they do is repeat some of the unfunniest shit I have ever read in my entire miserable existence. Kill me.