⁉️⁉️❗️❗️✡️Passover?✡️?⁉️❗️⁉️More like 😫😼PUSSover🙀😼 because of all dat sweet😍😍❤️pussy😼😼we bout 2 smash😫😏😏🍆🍆😫💦 ❌❌don't ❓❕❌forget to leave out some🍷🍷🍷🍷wine 4 eligiah 😍😍So he can GET WASTED😝😝😫on that SWEET SWEET juice😍😍💦😏🍷 ❓❓the four❓❓SLUTTY👙👠👄questions:❓❓ 1️⃣❓when we gon fuck❓😫💦 2️⃣❓😏send nudes💦❓ 3️⃣❓u a virgin😏👶🏻❓ 4️⃣❓u got kik 😘😏❓ 💯👊🏼dip👊🏼dat WEED☘️☘️💨🌿🌿into dat SALTY CUM💦💦💦💦 👼🏼👼🏼angel👼🏼of death😈😈😱😵more like angle👼🏼of DICK🍆🍆🍑🍆😫😏cumming💦💦on down 2 take the ⛪️👶🏻virginity👶🏻 of the 👼🏼👶🏻FIRST💦 B0RN👶🏻👶🏻😵😵😫💦💦 🍆🍆Make dat shank BONE☠️☠️🍆😏dick down dat😏 HARD😏 boiled EGG😏🍳🍳 🕐🕕🕚time 2🕜🕥shove 🚫🍞🚫matzah👊🏼👊🏼😫up⬆️⬆️my ASS🍑🍑🍆💦😫😍😏 ➡️➡️send this➡️➡️to your closest j3w h03z✡️✡️😏😫💦 ✔️✔️get 2 back✔️ and YOU will get👏🏻👏🏻spanked😳😱😏👏🏻by DADDY😫💦moses 😍😏💦👏🏻✔️ 🍆😳😫😍get 3 back✔️✔️and you will get F#ck3d😳😱💦💦🍆🍑by the PHAROH😏☠️🐯 😱😭😰get 0 back😭😭and moses😖😱😭won't let your 😔😱people CUM🚫💦🚫💦🚫
🙋♂️CHAG SAMEACH‼️🕯️ It's time for ✡️PUSSover✡️ with all of GOD'S 🧓🕍 CHOSEN LITTLE THOTTIES❗️❗️ 👸😫 Mean ol' PharHOE 🗿 wouldn’t 🚫 let our our ancestWHORES 🔙👵🏻🤱 leave Egypt🇪🇬 bc we were TOO GOOD😩👀💦 at LAYING THAT PIPE 🍆🧱 But MOSES👹 said ✋Let my people CUM‼️🆘 🍆💦 and led them 🚶🚶♂️🚶♀️ to FREEDOM🎆🥳 NOW📆 to remember their story 📖 we ask 🤔💭 the four SLUTTY 😩 questions:
1️⃣U up? 🤔🌃
2️⃣U a virgin?🤔😇
3️⃣U send nudes?🤔👙
4️⃣U got Kik?🤔🤳
So SPREAD your LIPS👄 like the RED SEA-WORD👩🦰 and MUNCH👅 that SALTY😩 BITTER🥵 HERB☘️🌱 and DON'T FORGET🙅♀️‼️ to give THANKS🙇 that the ANGEL 👼OF DEATH☠️ didn't SUCC the life out of the Hebrew ✡️✡️ first-borns!!!👶 SEDER? I hardly KNOW 'ER!😉
Happy Passover 🔯 you Haggadah Hoes™️!! We may not 🙅♀️ be allowed to eat 🍞bread 😖😫 but that 🍆🍆 is KOSHE®️ as FuCk!!👅 When our ancest-whores 🤰🏽were in Egypt 😱 and Phar-hoe Wouldn’t let us leave 🙅🏾♂️, God sent the 1️⃣0️⃣ plagues to Pharaoh 🖕and the BREAD didn’t have time 🕟 to rise, but your DICK WILL 👅👅😂😩🙏 Send this to 10 Seder Sluts! If you get 1️⃣ back ur gonna be dry as matzah 😭😱 if you get 5 back 💦elijah will finally cum and drink that wine 😂🤙 if you get 10 back you’re hot like the burning bush🔥🌳🔥 So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches ☀️🐐 enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land 👀👀👅🙏🤑 And shove the entire Afikomen 🕵️♀️ up your ass! 😩
Happy 😁🎇 Passover you Kosher Cum 💦 Hoes! Tonight 🌃 we are going ▶ to ♻💊 dip our 🔥😈 Seder Dicks in 👄 the 👏🍄 bitter 😖 marinade and 📗😈 wash 💧💧 down some 🔇🍑 HOT 🔥😅 horse cum 🍆💦 with the Cucumber 😎 Soup 🍵🍵 !!! After 😜🍊 the Bubbe makes us 💦 count all 🏷👏 of 💦🐶 the spanky corndogs on ➡🔛 her arm 👌👌 make 💰🖕 sure you 🍆 get ♀😫 your 🌭 daddy to 👆 count 💯 all ✨ of 💦 your cummy 😏 good boy 👱😍 hoes will 🐼🅱 have 😤👏 to 😱💦 suffer 😤😧 in 🍑👇 bondage for 😱 four ♂ days 🌃 with 👏 no corndogs allowed but this is 🤢👌 to 🏼 remind us 💑👨 that god made our 👶☝ people ♀👧 suffer for 😱 thousands 🔢🔢 of 💰🔴 years 📅🗓 so 😖🆘 we 👥 could 😈 be 😨 free from 👉👊 bondage so whip 👊🍦 that 👌👫 dick out 👅🅱 and 😍 give 👦 a 😎💰 little 👧 slave 🙇🙇 girl some 👨⏳ relief from those 😖 hunger pains!! Send 📧 this to 💰 10 💯 slutty 🤰💧 slaves and you’ll 😤 get 🍆😱 the bitter man 🔥💯 cum potato . If you ‼ get 🏻😱 back, you ✋😂 won’t 🆗💪 be eating 🍈 bread 🍞 OR breasty until 🙄 COmpletion day 🌞 . If 👏 you 👈 get 💦😱 back ↩😻 , you mean 😏😏 nothing 😞 to us. 👈🤵 If you get back, we 👯♀ hate 😡😡 u 🔪
Happy PUSSover 🐯 haggadah hoes!! 😻🔯 Seder?! 😘💦 I just met her!! 👸😫 PharHOE wouldn’t 🚫 let our our ancestWHORES 🔙👵🏻🤱 leave egypt bc we were too good 😩👀💦 at laying that pipe 🍆🧱 and the burning BUSH 🔥🌳🍑 made his heart HARD! 🤩🆙🍌 So make sure everything you eat 👄👅😏 is pesaDICK ❌🍞🥐🙅 and let my people CUM ‼️💦💦 If you get 1️⃣ back you’ll be dry as matzah ☀️🚱☠️ Get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be hillel sandwiched 😳💦 between two hotties 🥬🥵👯♀️ If you get 🔟✔️ Moses will part your red seas 👅✌️💦‼️ and find the afikoman 🕵️♀️ up your ass! 🍑🙊⬆️