porra mano fui pra smart fit ontem pra fazer peito e triceps ta ligado
ai la no canto tem uma area de crossfit puta area merda kkkkkkkkkkkk nem sei pq falei isso mas e dai
enfim, tava la fazendo um fly suavao ai do nada me entra um palhaço na academia
velho to falando de um palhaço mesmo, nao tipo o it ou tiririca que eh um meia foda de um palhaço
eh um palhaço mesmo mano, pique os de circo manja
suave tava no descanso do bi-set so fiquei de olho
mano o palhaço nao vai no rack dos peso e cata 3 anilha de 25 kilo e começa a faze malabaris no bagulho
porra jao 25 kilo cada
a porra da academia travou pra ver aquele filho da puta brincando como se fosse com bolinha de tenis tiu
ai um dos instrutor, o mais merda ne tinha q ser
chego nele e falo "o jao para com essa porra ai vai machuca alguem mano"
o palhaço olho pra ele sorrindo e ignoro
nao e q deu merda, o ronald mcdonald do caralho solto uma anilha bem no pe e ele começa a chora q nem um bebe, no mesmo timbre
o instrutor entro em choque
ai o palhaço tira o sapato nr 55 dele e mostra que nao pegou, seguido de um HONK HONK com o nariz
mano esse bagulho foi foda
o instrutor saiu e foi procurar a gerente da academia q tava na recepçao dando o cu sei la fazendo o q
quando eles voltaram o palhaço ja tava fazendo dropset de agachamento com 160kg, negada tava pirando vendo aquele cuzao
na hora o palhaço viu eles e agacho com tudo
as calça dele rasgou e começou a cair uma pa de jujuba e ele gargalhando
mano foi o pior dia da minha vida, ameiOpen English translated
damn bro i went to smart fit yesterday to do chest and triceps ok
there in the corner there's a crossfit area shit area kkkkkkkkkkkk I don't even know why I said that but so what
Anyway, I was doing a sweaty fly and then out of nowhere a clown enters my gym
old man I'm talking about a clown, not like the it or the sedge that's a half fuck of a clown
he's a real clown bro, cut the circus ones
smooth was on the bi-set rest so I kept an eye
bro, the clown doesn't go to the weight rack and picks up 3 25 kilo washers and starts juggling the stuff
damn already 25 kilos each
the fucking gym crashed to see that son of a bitch playing like it was a tennis ball
there one of the instructors, the shittiest one didn't have to be
I go up to him and say "jao stop with that shit, it's going to hurt someone bro"
the clown looks at him smiling and ignores
It's not like shit, the fucking ronald mcdonald drops a band right on his foot and he starts crying like a baby, in the same timbre
the instructor is in shock
then the clown takes off his shoe nr 55 and shows that he didn't take it, followed by a HONK HONK with his nose
man this shit was fuck
the instructor left and went to look for the gym manager who was at the reception giving her ass what she was doing
When they came back the clown was already doing a squat dropset with 160kg, I was freaking out watching that asshole
at the time the clown saw them and I crouched down with everything
his pants ripped and a piece of jelly beans started to fall and he laughed
bro it was the worst day of my life, i loved it