Kids, I understand this is the internet but we should stop spamming on chat. Imagine that you can help the poor, clean the house, exercise and stay fit, do some work and earn money, help your country in contributing something meaningful but you choose to stay at home and spam “LUL” & “KEKW ” in Twitch chat. I want to ask why??honestly I think I could play better than Gen.G right now, im gold but thats just because of my teammates. My crosshair placement is way better than any of these players, my reaction is top 10 in the world and I never miss a headshot. Its honestly sad they dont give players like my a chance in the pro scene just because im gold.The leftist cucked reporter starts seizing on his feet, shooting blood and bubbly saliva out of his mouth. His eyes are reversed and only the white part can be seen.
As his seizure and convulsion gets more powerful, his pants drop exposing his communist peepee. He is cumming violantly and silmultaniosly shitting explosive diarrhea.
The ben shapiro keeps babbling about something being hypothetical and logically speaking as his crowd are screaming their heads off.
The leftist cuckorter explodes raining down small particles of shart and man juice. Another leftist got owned that day.“After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest 👨🏿🦲🐣 to take his Kanye Rest 👨🏿🦲😴. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best 👨🏿🦲👌. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed 👨🏿🦲👕 into his Kanye Vest 👨🏿🦲🦺 to go on a Kanye Quest 👨🏿🦲🏃♂️. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed 👨🏿🦲🙏 , then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest 👨🏿🦲🧳. Then to school to take his Kanye Test 👨🏿🦲📝. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest 👨🏿🦲🧴? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest 👨🏿🦲🦟.”Boy: im going pinis surgery
Girl: ok i love you
Boy love tou t2 bby
Boy wak upo see doc no gf
Boy; where my gf
Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis
Boy: whatUsing an alt account because of people trace this back to me my reelection chances might get hurt.
I (74M) am finishing up my first term as President of the United States of America. Let me tell you, America is an incredible country, probably one of the best countries in the whole nation. As my reelection comes closer and closer, my opponent Sleepy Joe has been leading in approval ratings, and I began to get worried. Let me tell you, I am the best at being worried. Just ask anybody in my administration, I get worried like no other president. Anyways, I was considering putting Sleepy Joe to sleep for good, which I think is a service not only to his family, but also the nation as a whole. I was going to ask my good pal Putin to borrow some of that poison he’s using to silence the libtards in his country. So Reddit, am I the asshole?
EDIT: I’m not Donald Trump.
EDIT 2: Stop saying I’m Donald Trump.
EDIT 3: Bitches I got the nuclear launch codes keep testing me and you can say bye bye to the Caribbean’s.
EDIT 4: Adios Bahamas.
REAL EDIT (Ignore if not the FBI): For legal reasons, this is all revolving a Minecraft server with my friends, not the current political events surrounding the United States. No public officials are being threatened here, just my friends virtual avatar. Don’t worry FBI, we’re all good.