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Piggy poop balls

    The first time I saw the photo known as "piggy poop balls" was September 2011. It was attached to a tweet with the unremarkable but soon-to-be-famous URL: http://imgur.com/5pXPI

There was something special about this particular gross photo — something different. Piggy poop balls transcends mere scatological humor. It's sublime. It's art. And it spread like wildfire.

Since then, this porcine sadsack with a potty problem has rarely left the collective consciousness of the internet. It has been viewed over 200,000 times, and is used as either as a catch-all punchline or placeholder for something funny, like a photo version of a Rick-roll for Twitter.

    Colors of cum you can unlock: A guide to how to unlock them

      COMMON COLORS: -White:Default

-Brown:Nut 10 times to unlock this color.

-Gray:Nut 25 times to unlock this color.

-Black:Nut 50 times to unlock this color.

-Beige:Nut 75 times to unlock this color.

-Maroon:Nut 100 times with the 100th nut being shot using the helicopter method.

UNCOMMON COLORS:

-Red:Get 25 nuts using the helicopter method.

-Yellow:Shoot your cum to a distance of at least 15 feet away.

-Blue:Jump up as you cum and land your cum inside a cup.

-Green:Nut 10 times in a single jerking session to the same thing without stopping.

-Orange:Nut while sick or having a headache.

-Purple:Nut 125 times with the 125th nut being shot into a toilet using the sniping method.

RARE COLORS:

-Pink:Nut to something really weird(Does not count pedophiliac content,that is illegal and horrible and you will lose all progress and have your account terminated)

-Lime:Nut while eating something spicy

-Amber:Nut to a really old porn video from 1896.

-Teal:Nut inside a public restroom

-Mustard:Show your cock to another cock

-Indigo:When caught masturbating,look at your assailant in the eyes.

EPIC COLORS(PATTERNS BEGIN TO APPEAR HERE):

-Ruby:Obtain a condom and nut inside it

-Sapphire:Nut inside the ocean 4 times in a row

-Emerald:Nut at school 35 times -Gold:Nut 2,000 times

-Silver:Nut while shitting in the shower.

-Diamond:Nut on 20 inanimate objects

-Pearl:Nut 2,500 times

-Platinum:Charge up your cum for 50 days and let it rip on day 50 on a toilet seat

LEGENDARY COLORS:

-Woodland MARPAT camoflauge:Nut while wearing the same colors as your surroundings at exactly 6:54 PM MST.

-Bloodied:Have blood cum out instead of cum

The rest are unknown as of now.

      Yes,I am a R.A.C.I.S.T.

        Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

        …is a good team, they just need to work on aim,

          T1 is a good team, they just need to work on aim, rotations, crosshair placement, retakes, champion pool, utility usage, map knowledge, teamwork, baiting, clutching, eco rounds, peeking, early round, midround, post plant, and swinging.

          I am from Japan and was raised hearing terrifying stories about kappas…

            I am from Japan and was raised hearing terrifying stories about kappas from my grandfather. Those are horrible turtle-like monsters who lure and kill children. And then I join this site and see you use it as a joke with a grey faced man. This is not right! I am scared of using the chat now, bringing me bad memories. Please, don't use that emote.