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Respectfully asking for nudes

    *tips fedora* M’lady
    There's a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain with you. But this aspect of respect is produced with levels of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways of obtaining this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually, and in all other aspects. Shall we start with our physical aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchanged detailed photographs of ourselves physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

    Why wearing socks makes you not gay.

      as long as you wear socks it ain't gay
      Alright so essentially socks are a gay insulator. When you kiss another man, touch balls, and then proceed to not say no homo. That some gay shit. Although socks are like a last line of defense. Now as I presume many of you know by now the gay travels through the ground like a current. So when you kiss another man, touch balls, and then proceed to not say no homo it doesn't go from mouth to mouth. Rather it goes down through the ground and travels up into your body from below which is GAY as FUCK. Although socks will block the gay from even entering your body thereby meaning that kissing another man, touching balls, and saying full homo are actually straight as fuck as long as you wear socks.

      I guess they never miss huh 🤔❌

        Hit or miss 🗡✖
 
I guess they never miss huh? 🤔❌
 
You got a boyfriend 💑 
 
I bet he doesn't kiss ya 💏✖
 
Mwah 😙😚
 
He gon find another girl 😱🙍‍♀️
 
And he won't miss ya 😂😎
 
He gon skrrt and hit the dab 🚗😎
 
Like Wiz Khalifa 😉😉

        Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van

          this story was a wild ride
          Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally I walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. I could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as I want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass

          Oh so you’re the Imposter? Name every Vent.

            Oh so you're the imposter? Name every vent
            Open list
            The Skeld:

    Admin vent
    Cafeteria vent
    Electrical vent
    Engines vent
    Medbay vent
    Navigation vent
    O2 vent
    Reactor vent
    Security vent
    Shields vent
    Weapons vent

MIRA HQ:

    Admin vent
    Balcony vent
    Greenhouse vent
    Hallway vent
    Laboratory vent
    Launchpad vent
    Medbay vent
    Office vent
    Reactor vent

Polus:

    O2
    Outside
    Storage

            My brothers shit saved me from losing NNN

              you're lucky I didn't pick a more accurate picture
              I go to the bathroom while me phone in my hand opened on pornhub, planing to beat my meat, so i open the bathroom looking at my phone and i go to the toilet and i see my brothers shit in the toilet unflushed and so i try to flush it while looking away and my phone falls into the toilet. I looked at my phone while it was open on pornhub and full of shit (literlly) i grabbed the tip of my phone and took it out, i washed it sanitized it the phone is okay but now everytime i open pornhub i think about my brother's shit.

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And that's how I started jerking to hentai