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Guys, I’m literally detecting seismic activity.

    That perfect chiseled body. Those bountiful hills.
    Guys, I’m literally detecting seismic activity. I never wanted to rock with anyone more than I want to with Carl. That perfect, chiseled body. Those bountiful hills. The majestic mountains of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never rock with him, pass my sediment through him, and have him birth a set of perfect hot springs. I'd do fricking ANYTHING for the chance to get Carl’s rocks off. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fricking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fricking tantalize us? Fricking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fricking can't anymore. Frick.

    Y U DO DIS ascii

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      Cyberpunk 2077 – Female character options are very disappointing.

        Heated gamer moment
        Female "nude" options are very limited compared to male. I do not understand how they can make penis physics and multiple look options but there are no boobs physics. And boobs options look plastic/fake, no full natural option. The one Vagina option is censored also, no anatomical details like labia etc. What a disappointment.

        Hot Minecraft Sex

          the virus downloaded this mod mom I swear!
          I was looking for minecraft mods when I found a mod that says "Hot Minecraft sex mod". I didnt want to install it because I live in a Christian household who would disapprove of it. However my curiosity got the best of me and I downloaded it anyway. When I logged in and started a new world this naked minecraft girl with big tits was walking up to me. I didnt want it to happen, but it did. My thot senses were off the charts as she tackled and fucked me. I looked up and around my screen to make sure nobody was watching. I turned around and looked at the man who was behind me. I was expecting the FBI to be all over me because of what I was doing, but it wasnt. It was Mark Zuckerberg who was watching me. He looked at me and said "playing with a minecraft sex mod eh? That's gonna be worth a lot when I sell your data without consent." I pleaded and begged him not to sell my data but he kept saying that he would make big loads of cash. The next day I opened my computer and all I saw were minecraft tiddy mods. As if anything couldnt get any worse, someone walked in on me and I tried to explain to them I got hacked but they didnt believe me and now I'm in big trouble.

          Any man can defeat a gorilla

            It just requires technique
            Without laughing.
            
            I have been practicing MMA for 6 years now, parallel boxing for 7 years, I could.
            
            As well as body building for 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg.
            
            I have crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him good potatoes in the head. I will not let go at the slightest error, the gorilla is finished. You will always have virgins from here to think that it is impossible. Nothing is impossible with will already friends, and 2) it is not with your loose body that you are going to do anything.
            
            Any man a minimum could can defeat a gorilla with a knife already. With bare hands it is not necessarily more complicated it just requires technique.