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1 inch buddy

    Actually, I have my little 1 inch buddy over here. She's adorable. (I call my cock a she) You know, what I lack in inches, I make up for in width. My cock is fucking 2 feet wide, 1 inch long. Reminds me of my old cow betsy. Now that I think about it, I don't think Betsy was a cow, in fact, I think Betsy was a guy. Huh. Now I know I wasn't milking some udders, this changes everything. Guess I'm gay now. Fuck. Alright, back to jerking the old ween. I bet this relates to politics in some way. I don't know how, but I bet it does. You know, speaking of politics. I don't really like talking about it, but here I go talking about my political views. I personally believe that taxes should be raised for our government. Fuck you libtard. Suck my 1 inch cock.

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      Wreck It Ralph is stupid

        I fucking hate wreck it Ralph. Stupid fucking asshole destroyed that little girls car alongside her hopes and dreams. He could have just fucking told her not to race but no he just destroys it. He could have fucking explained why she shouldn't have racee but no he fucking destroys her car. also his stupid Fucking outfit. It's so fucking pretentious. the fucking overalls what a fucking hillbilly. I want to fucking wreck hi shitty brick house he made. and he gets fucking jealous because she found a fucking friend. he's a fucking pedophile. I want to crush his stupid pedophile face in with a fucking hammer. he probably fucking watches people sleep. fuck you fucking fatass fucking pedophile wearing overalls big nose ass bitch.

        I also stray from any videos that depict someone elses dick because watching someone else fuck a female porn actress is inherently not heterosexual.

          I also stray from any videos that depict someone elses dick because watching someone else fuck a female porn actress is inherently not heterosexual, SPH is cucked. In general some of the porn video types are just bad.

I think the most degenerate video I saw on PH was a japanese high school foot gang starring 1 female dominated by 5 of her collegues. The setting is somewhat convincing as for how the janitor room looked like. And the expressions where convincing enough to make me question whether she wasn't actually forced by her collegues.

          Hi guys! My name is Covid

            Hi guys! My name is Covid, I am a 19 year old female originally from China. I am looking to travel the world and smash any and everyone.... the older the better PM me!

            Attention –

              Attention - due to the increased risk of COVID-19 I will no longer be eating ass. I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause.