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12 Days of Hentai

    Santa knows what to give naughty weebs like you
    🎼On the first day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    A crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
    
    🎼On the second day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
    
    🎼On the third day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
    
    🎼On the forth day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
    
    🎼On the fifth day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Five onaholes , Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
    
    🎼On the sixth day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Six butt plugs, five onaholes ,Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
    
    🎼On the seventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
    
    🎼On the eigth day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
    
    🎼On the ninth day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
    
    🎼On the tenth day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
    
    🎼On the eleventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Eleven pairs of tiddies , Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
    
    🎼On the twelfth day of Christmas my father gave to me
    
    Twelve custom katanas, Eleven pairs of tiddies, Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶

    You fuck with the wrong furries

      Don't mess with me or I'll growl
      You fuck with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7
      
      Also, its just childish. Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans. And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.
      
      So grow the fuck up. Leave furries alone And go back to your sad, pathetic, worthless lives mastubating to anime characters that will never love or care for you.

      Oh, you’re a console pleb?

        Just your typical PC Master Race setup
        Oh, so you’re a console pleb? Ha, should’ve figured as much. You have no idea what my pc is capable of, let alone the iq to understand it.
        
        My gaming machine has an intel i10 10000k with DUAL, yes DUAL RTX 3090s. They’re not even available to the public yet. My dad works for NVIDIA so I have those perks.
        
        I have 264 GB of RAM to render my 8k 4D Hentai in mere seconds, and did I forget to mention, I have gamer girl piss cooling? That’s right, motherfucker.
        
        So next time you want to show off with your shitty console, think about my PC and how great my life is compared to yours. PC Master Race.

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          The Cyberpunk 2077 Penis Customization is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

            2020 ended with another disappointment
            To give yourself an average sized penis is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To give yourself an average size penis is objectively right. There are no situations other than kinky ass porn in which a person chooses to either have a Mandingo BBC or a micro dick. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to have a Mandingo BBC or a micro dick. Therefore the penis customization presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for having a micro dick, no one will fine you or kill you for having a Mandingo BBC, you gain nothing by having an average sized dick. You must give yourself an average sized dick out of the goodness of your own heart. You must give yourself an average sized dick because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
            
            A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
            
            The size of your character's penis is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.