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Response to “Who tf asked?”

    DID I ASK? WHO ASK? DON'T CARE DIDN'T ASK.
    HOLY SHIT
    
    I DONT care if you didn’t ask. The world does not revolve around you. I can say whatever the FUCK I want, and I couldn’t care less if you asked. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨

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      Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell.

        I'm convinced
        Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell. You get to have sweet ass chunky highlights and drive a big hideous SUV you secretly eat 3 donuts a day in and dont report to weight watchers. You can go to your jazzersize class absolutely fucked up on airplane bottles of rum and a perc you got from your friend who has back issues. Call your daughter a whore in front of her friends when she's 12 then pretend not to remember it when she brings it up deeply traumatized in her 20s. Fucking boss bitch shit straight up. Just blasting "dude looks like a lady" max volume flooring it to a target to cause a ruckus returning a bath mat. Not giving a single shit if its problematic. You like it that way. Making your dumbass kids apologize to YOU when you say racist shit. Getting zooted on your strawberry nosed husbands blood pressure meds. Hell yes queen fucking slay.

        Cum Chalice

          I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

          Bread Bank (No Gluten)

            welcome to the bread bank
            we sell bread, we sell loafs
            we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
            TOASTED
            ROASTED
            shut the fuck up
            listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
            we don't have either of those
            you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
            what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
            it's gluten free
            I don't care if it's free
            swear on your fucking YEEZYS
            if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
            tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
            what, you gon' record it?
            ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
            what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
            what the fuck do you want?
            I'm the motherfucking MANAGER
            at the BREAD STORE
            B R E A D
            tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
            I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
            we can't take shit out the bread
            why put it in in the first place?
            I know y'all smoking that pack
            we got crackers
            no gluten
            fuck crackers
            it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
            hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
            look we got whole wheat: gluten free
            Texas toast: gluten free
            TORTILLA
            fuck all that
            what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
            Florida
            I knew it

            tAkE tHAt BaCk LeoRio

              ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˡᵉᵒʳᵉᵒ
              Ü tækê thåt bàčk lęœrėô
              𝓲𝓽𝘴 ꪑ𝘳 ꪶꫀꪮ𝘳𝓲ꪮ
              💀It’s✌🏼Mr🙃lay🤰🏻oreo🍪
              ”TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO”
              Leorio: turns back ✨aestheticly✨
              ”I said take it back.”
              ”It’s mR. Leorio.❤️”
              Take 😡 that👿 back 😢 leorio 😩I 💕 said 😻 take 🙈 it 👹 back 😭 its 👁 mister 😹 leorio ⛓