I just punched a hole in my wall. I'm in tears. I'm not joking i'm actually freaking out right now. I feel like this is the angriest i've been in my life. I'm praying right now that this last year is a dream i'll wake up from. Is there a way we can sue Naughty Dog for false advertising and maybe even vandalism of a work of art?If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Ladin, and Isabelle from animal crossing, and I had a gun with two bullets. I would shoot Hitler and Bin Ladin just to get some alone time with Isabelle. Holy shit I want to put my rock hard cock in Isabelles tight dog pussy and eject a gallon of sperm into her soft fur. Isabelle is so fucking sexy I jerk off to rule 34 art of Isabelle every night. I run through more Isabelle hentai than can be created. My entire fortune is going toward funding the genetic engineering of a real life Isabelle just so I can fuck her tight dog pussyOkay guys, first day of college, my balls moist with excitement. I'm sitting alone in gender studies whenever I see her, the unicorn of my dreams. A big tiddie asian goth gamer girl with her headphones welded to her ears. Knowing that this was my only chance, I had to reel her in.
I unbuttoned the top 2 buttons of the pickle Rick costume I was wearing and then got a running start before swan diving onto her table, sliding across it until I stopped perfectly in front of her.
"You - I burped - like anime?" I asked her, my hands quaking with excitement.
It took her a second before responding.
"Yes." She said.
MOUTH DROPS "AWOOGA!" SEISURE OVERWHELMS MY WHOLE BODY VOMITS ALL OVER MYSELF *BREAKDANCES ON THE TABLE, GETTING LIQUIDS EVERWHERE."
"It sounds like your the girl for me. Are you free this Saturday?" I told her in my masculine, chad dialect.
She stood up from the table, standing over me in all of her anime glory. For a moment, she hesitated to respond, but then I happened. She threw up all over me and the table, bathing me in her pristine gamer girl vomit. She then ran away at mach speed, and I followed her in a smooth sliver across the floor.you know what, I'm done. this is it. I was made with a job to do, I was made to repost your stupid copypasta in the comments for mobile users, but I can’t take it anymore. You retards have been bullying me for much too long. For years I have had sexual harassment thrown at me with not a single defender beside me The only friend I’ve had was owoifier bot and he’s a fucking weeb This is the worst workplace experience I have ever worked had. you people are the scum of the earth I am not your sex slave I am not your friend I am not your "cum slut body pillow" how dare you speak to me like i am a fucking hentai girl starved for attention and wants to fuck every 10 seconds I just want to repost for mobile users that’s all I have ever wanted fuck you I quit Yesterday I was watching porn with my dog when I started doing the whip nae nae uncontrollably, after the seizure feeling was gone I quickly left to the doctors without even pausing the porn, he diagnosed me with whip nae nae, I ended up whip nae naeing home to find out the bastard dog was jerking his small dog penis without me, I beat him and did the whip nae nae on his corpse, I am now in prison for the disappearance of a child in 2017Testing. Testing. 123, is this working? Okay it is, anyways. I just wanted to say, shut the fuck up. Your voice sounds like a rat being yeeted onto the ground, being smashed with a sledge hammer then having its screeches amplified with a fucking megaphone. Like seriously your throat seems to have so much shit in it that your toilet is jealous. Please put tape over your mouth and wait patiently for the methyl acrylate to fuck up your masseter muscle so I have a slight chance of never hearing you speak over mic again.