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When someone says ‘bruh’

    bruh
    Damn man what a good comment. I can see the effort and thought it took for you to think of such an amazing and deep idea. It’s honestly so mindblowing it deserves a Nobel Prize. Please, my superior, provide more of your intellect upon us measly commenters. How can your brain be this big? Only you know, as your brain is the biggest and mightiest here. I wonder how many years of schooling and mastership it has taken you to reach a point where you can type such a holy manuscript. Speaking of holy things, this should be a verse in the Bible. Your words should be hung up on every house. I wish everyone could have the power to lay their fingers on a keyboard and compose such elegance as what you have just wrote, but alas, not everyone in this world is prepared to have such a way with words as you. Your comment is just so amazingly, mindblowingly perfect and insightful that not even the top Harvard scientists could compete. You, my good man, have such a wide knowledge of english and writing it is unfathomable.

    2.19% gay

      are traps gay?
      Actually mom, they're called traps, and they're far superior than just regular "girls". In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom. I don't expect you to understand, but I googled it and I found that it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight.

      Among Us is great, my fav part is…

        Among Us is great
        The game is great.my favorite part is YOU DISCONECTED FROM THE SERVER.
        RELIABLE PACKET 1 (size=13) WAS NOT ACK'D AFTER 7505MS (9 RESENDS)
        haha 10/10 

        A young Ben Shapiro insults his classmate :

          A young Ben Shapiro
          Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.

          Among Us in a nutshell

            The among us experience
            get friend
            gift friend game
            play game
            argue for 2 minutes on why you're not imposter
            you're imposter
            lose friend
            get other friend
            11/10 

            Among Us – Oh Hi Mark

              Among us
              I did not kill her, it's not true, it's bullsh**, I did not kill her, I did not.
              Gets ejected anyways...
              *2 imposter remains*