This was the second to last week of the school year, and my science class was doing an activity in groups. My group finished quick and the teacher brought us back to the main room. It’s about 5 kids and the teacher. Some kid is having a convo with the teacher and i’m on instagram.

Then i see this kid do a weird move in the corner of my eye. My undivided attention is now on this kid. It looks like he was pulling his pants down. Next thing i know, he’s full on jerking it. No shame, no attempt to hide it.

It’s obvious: he’s looking down and giving those telling facial expressions as his left hand (and he’s a lefty so it’s even more solidifying) is going ham down there. The webcam cut off at where his bellybutton would be, so i was luckily was spared from seeing e v e r y t h i n g.

Anyways, he goes at it, doesn’t even care if anyone sees him, he finishes with that head roll with closed eyes move. Then I could see the teacher, who appeared to be the only other one noticing. She had a look like “I don’t fucking believe this, but it’s weird to call him out.” So we both have this subtle wtf look, and this kid pulls up his pants and goes back to his monitor.

The best part of this whole situation is the fact that he had zero shame. Nada. He didn’t give a shit that he was jerking off in front of 5 people. When he goes back, I actually have my mouth open in shock at this point, but the teacher and i are still the only ones that even seem to notice.

The fact that no one gave a shit and this kid was one camera angle away from being a full on cam guy baffles me to this day.

If you’re the kid that jerked off in 7th period science and reading this, I fully expect extreme awkwardness if we have any classes next year.