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pokimane please date me

    Pokimane the Twitch streamer
    Hi poki ❤️ i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you i’m the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want ☺️ i have the last 130$ on my paypal that i’m gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad

    3d porn video review

      Lara Croft makes pp hard
      first of all, too bad for the censorship, of course. second, would've loved to see the guy with even a slightly bigger cock and more realistic bigger balls.third, there is no change in the girl's moaning, from one position to the next, except for the cum scene. fourth, and this one is a positive, great rendering of the girl's body reaction. and fifth, last point... i think the last scene should be her facing him again, just as in the beginning, but now she is visibly pregnant...

      Yeet is a powerful, beautiful word

        Yeet
        The word has a distinct feel, and power to it. To yeet is to give your full power and soul to an action you're doing. While many believe yeet to be a fairly new concept, it has been around for centuries. Think back to the berserker warriors. They would be so immersed in pushing all their power into their attack that they wouldn't even register pain, or go into shock, until long after a regular fighter would have passed out. They were true yeeters. A more modern example is the common use of warp speed in science fiction. It's interstellar yeet. The word 'yeet' is really all that is new about this concept, and it is a very useful word indeed.

        TIFU by turning my grandpa into a weeaboo.

          Grandpa in now a weeb
          My grandma died last year and grandpa’s tken it hard. Now he used to be the dirty old man sort of guy, so I thought getting him Nekopara Vol. 0 (A visual novel about catgirls) for Christmas would be nice.
           
          A few days ago, we met up at a wedding. I see my grandpa. He starts excitedly chatting with me about the game and I think, “I did a good thing” and tuned out the rambling.
           
          I shouldn’t have. We go back to my grandpa’s place.
           
          Grandpa: Here are the new decorations I have!
           
          Mom: Dad, what is all this?
           
          Grandpa: Stuff from the game your magnificent son gave me!
           
          The whole apartment was littered with Nekopara figurines, posters, merch and etc. He had a body pillow in his bedroom. Now my family looks down on me for converting my grandpa into the weebiest of weebs.
           
          I learned today through text he picked up Eromanga Sensei. God help his soul.
           
          TL;DR: I gave my grandad a copy of Nekopara. He went ape-shit and bought merch. My family now hates me for converting him into a degenerate.

          I am Sexually Attracted To Thomas the Tank Engine

            Thomas seen some shit
            I have tried to hide my feelings for years now, but since last night, when I replaced the tunnel of a model train set with my ass and watched Thomas bury himself and 19 other freight trains in me, I have decided to reveal myself to the world.
            There's something about his sinuous body, the way it twists and turns that just has a hold on me. I mean, who can resist his steam powered cock ramming into you at 100 mph, over and over until he finally releases a jet of smoke into your asshole, impregnating you with the essence of a god? I have set out on a quest to find him and his beautifully round face, those perfectly symmetrical eyes and that mouth designed for sweet, passionate lovemaking. Until then, all I can do is imagine every piston in his body penetrating me in every possible way.