They had sex on the crafting table
õH Nø thèy Häd SÉgGs ón ThE cRafTinG täBOwOl âHhH
oH nO! tHeY hAd sEgS oN dA cRaFtInG tAbLe aAaAaaaAAA
*ÆEEEEHHE*
õH Nø thèy Häd SÉgGs ón ThE cRafTinG täBOwOl âHhH
oH nO! tHeY hAd sEgS oN dA cRaFtInG tAbLe aAaAaaaAAA
*ÆEEEEHHE*

Female Reddit avatars turn me on. Whenever I see a redditors profile avatar and it’s a female, it immediately makes me hard. Just the thought of them being a female makes me so horny. I beat my meat often to female Reddit avatars. I’ve produced so many gallons of cum looking at female Reddit avatars.

how to summon obama
1. scream the n word at your parents until they beat you
2. if you did it right obama will appear in your room at 3 am
3. if he doesn't appear, try again

I just read a story about a girl from the Trojan war named Bofidie who was a pecan saleswoman. Apparently, when Achilles was storming the castle after letting his troops in, Bofidie saw him coming and dumped her pecans on the ground in his path before she went to go hide. When Achilles walked through, he slipped on the pecans and fell, which let Paris make the shot that hit Achilles' Achilles tendon. So while Paris may have gotten the final blow, Achilles was really killed by Bofidie's nuts.

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴