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I got banned from r/lgbt for posting this. I don’t know why, it was a legitimate question

    Asking for a friend
    
    Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.

    Pfff haha 😂

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      AITA for not turning on airplane mode on my 3ds, killing 400 people, and losing my pokemon savegame?

        Ok, first of all, I still have a 3ds, yes. I'm fucking old school. Get with it, faggos. Anyway, me and my nigg family were going on vacay, and I brought my 3ds for the ride. It was loaded with gay porn, and windypanda1 rule 34 hentai. I get on the plane, and I can't grab one stewardess's ass without getting punched in the face, so that sucks. I turned on my 3ds to sext with SMUT_ADDICT, when all of a sudden, I shit and cum all over the plane. The entire plane is fucking covered in my sticky seed and anime shit. Anyway, the plane crashed and the only pussy I could save was MrSoftServe's tight pink, and the stylus hole in the 3ds, so while my family, and the passengers were dead, I fucked that hole with my noodle weewee all fucking night. Turn on airplane mode dipshticks.

        I want to fuck another animated character from a video game🤐

          Holy fucking🤬shit. I want to bang💥the princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamn🤬 bad. I can't😓stand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a 🥰massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking🤬sex with🤭her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers😡and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zelda’s tight ass🥵. I want her to have my mutant goddess babies😣.
          
          Fuck,🤬my fucking mom caught me with my dick in a picture of Zelda’s😳ass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtown😎plow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours😬 and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Switch😔. I might not ever get to see Zelda again😣.

          Male Privilege

            Sometimes, when I want to poo, my cock become erect. This causes me to piss everywhere since my cock isn’t in the toilet bowl. When I try to put cock back into the toilet it touches the shit walls and shit water.

            What the frick did you just fricking say about my religion

              What the frick did you just fricking say about my religion, you small child of the devil? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible Study, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Non-Belivers, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions of Non-believers. I am trained in baptism and I'm the top pastor in the entire Christian Community. You are nothing to me but just another sinner. I will convert you the frick out with blessings the likes of which has never been seen before the eyes of our lord and savior, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that sinful material to me over the Internet? Think again, sinner. As we speak I am contacting my friends and fellow christians and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the flood, sinner. The flood that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call science. You're fricking done for, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I convert you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands and the bible of Jesus amen. Not only am I extensively trained in exorcism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of holy water and bibles from the pope himself and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins off the face of God's green earth, you devil child. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your sinful tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you atheist idiot. I will spill holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking blessed, kiddo.
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