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If being goth is a crime…

    If being goth is a crime then arrest me for the murder of 3 people please god someone stop me this isn't a joke this is a literal cry for help please make the voices stop they keep asking me for more and more and I just want it all to go away sweet jesus help me

    Shrek 2 has the best climax ever.

      I watched that scene, I Need a Hero recently. Jesus Christ, what perfection. I don't know what exactly it was, but that whole scene was like nothing I have ever seen in an movie before. It was far fetched but in a good way. The powerful voice of the Fairy Godmother, whenever she roars "Hit It!", the start of one of the best scenes ever to grace movies. The transitions between Shrek and the huge gingerbread making their way to the castle and the Fairy Godmother singing was perfectly paced. A massive party inside the castle meanwhile the guards are doing their jobs to take down a huge piece of dough, Mongo screaming like a fucking dinosaur when he gets hit and starts kicking the gumdrop button back to them. The whole scene was well paced. It was fast, but balanced everything well. Amazing every single time.

      🤠 🙂 🤜🎩 *tips fedora

        🤠 🙂 🤜🎩 *tips fedora
        
        🤠 🙃 *flips upside down and fedora falls off
        
        🙃 🙁 😶 *tries to flip back up but the smile won't flip so dissolves face
        
        😶😷 *puts on facemask to fit in with no mouth
        
        😷 😶 😆😂 *gets ridiculed for having no mouth
        
        😶🔪😐🤐 *Cuts a hole in face with knife and puts zipper over it to heal
        
        😐👦👨👴 *face heals with growth
        
        👴💀 *dies
        
        🎩
        
        Like if you cried 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

        new top 10 n-words

          top ten n-words
          
          number 10. nett
          
          number 9. never
          
          number 8. not
          
          number 7. Norway
          
          number 6. noice
          
          number 5. niglet
          
          number 4. nose
          
          number 3. nutsack
          
          number 2. nice
          
          number 1. Nigeria
          
          honourable mension
          
          
          
          
          
          
          NIGGA

          Jack and Jill

            Jack and Jill went up the hill🗻🏞
            
            So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬
            
            🅱️ut Jack got a shock😳🙌💯
            
            And a mouthful of cock👄💦🍆
            
            Cause Jill’s real name is R🅰️ndy 😈

            I want to fuck mitochondria.

              I want to fuck mitochondria. I fantasize every night about pumping my throbbing dick into the warm, soft cristae of those sexy powerhouses. I want to feel the buzz of energy as the electrons orbit in the gravitational field of my massive cock. I want to feel the hot tightness of the mitochondrial membranes rubbing against my dick as I thrust it in and out of ATP synthases until I orgasm, washing the mitochondria with my cum like a tidal wave and mixing my own DNA with that of the mitochondria. Just thinking about it makes me want to explode with sexual energy.