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Chess is dead

    Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

    A MAN IS 21 AND IS STILL A VIRGIN IN LEGO CITY

      This isn't a copypasta, this is just a truth.

A MAN IS 21 AND IS STILL A VIRGIN IN LEGO CITY

PREPARE THE ASEXUALITY

HEY!

BUILD THE ASEXUALITY

AND COME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS AS ASEXUAL EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY AREN'T

THE NEW CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AESTHETIC FROM LEGO CITY

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        ok simp 😎

          Oh, so you support your girlfriend?

You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO 🐒 <- that is you. You are nothing but sludge . You are putrid muck given form, weakness personified. I am not sympathetic. You are simp pathetic.

          You are NOT quirky.

            Wowww you like food, huh? That means you're quirky, right? WRONG! Everyone loves food you cum-soaked cunt, we LITERALLY NEED IT TO SURVIVE. You're not cool, you're not unique, you "loving food" isn't a fucking personality trait. You looove pizza and mcnuggets, and that means you're sooo easy to take care of, and guys should "date YOU instead of all these other hoes". Shut the fuck up.

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