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As we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat some ice cream but his friend resorts at him, saying he can only have a spoonful and nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language that he is in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to be in possession of a massive spoon to eat Ok... so hear me out. This dude is at his friends house. They’re just hanging out like friends do. But then all of a sudden, this dude has a desire for some ice cream. This is where it get interesting. The dude sees his friend in the kitchen with him. “Ayo dog can I get some ice cream?” He asks. His friend decides to be a good friend and let him have some ice cream, but he limits his amount of ice cream to only a spoonful. “Only a spoonful.” he says. This is where it gets really good. This dude knew he was gonna only let him have a spoonful, therefore he came prepared. As he is about to open the fridge to aquire the ice cream. As he puts hus hand on the handle, he looks at his friend with an evil smirk on his face. He pulls out a spoon that is above average size. Normally referred to as a comically large spoon. His friend knew that he had messed up because the giant spoon is still a spoon, therefore it was still a spoonful. He opens up the fridge to acquire the ice cream and then the video ends. Now tell me, is that not the funniest shit you’ve ever heard?Casual greeting, my close friend. I am requesting access to the product of which you own inside of your refrigerator, that product being a sweet and frozen food typically eaten as a snack or dessert.
I will allow you access to this product of mine under one condition. You are only allowed to consume the amount of ice cream to fill a spoon.
King Bach then pulls out a comically large spoon with a smug look on his face. The twist here is that due to the spoon being comically large, King Bach can eat pretty much all the ice cream he wants, while still only having a spoonful of ice cream.A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.
"Can I get some ice cream?"
"Only a spoonful."
King Bach pulls out a Comically Large SpoonOkay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.My god, my dad is such a fucking simp you guys. Last night, my dad started saying all these cringe things to my mom because it was their "20 year anniversary" like "I love you" and "I can't imagine my life without you". I was cringing so hard but then this morning, my cuck dad decided to make my mom breakfast in bed and I swear to god, my face contorted like I ate a sour lemon raw. I couldn't imagine the man who made me would become such a beta cuck soyboy simp for a woman. I told my dad he was acting like a little bitch and he said he thought it was time for me to move out. All because I'm 34 years old and called him out for being a major pussy and loving his wife. So glad to move out of this cringe house as soon as my social security check come in the mail.
So it has come to my attention that there is a so called ''Meme'' circulating around various liberal/democratic social media websites whos content discribes the claim that pee, which is a slang word for Urin, is supposedly contained inside the ''Balls'' refering to the Scrotum of a Male. This Claim is ofcourse another attempt by the Socialist media to try and further confuse the youth about their gender so i took it upon myself to destroy that claim with facts and logic. Ofcourse the first thing i did was call my wife and ask for a quick discussion about the subject matter which she almost instantly agreed to after i informed her of the very sensitive topic at hand. So after i informed her of the nature of this discussion, my wife (who is a medical doctor) assured me that 'Pee' is infact not stored in the 'Balls' but in the organ called 'Bladder'. She also reassured me about the rediculousnes of the original statement as Women do also Urinate yet have no such thing as a scrotum or 'Balls', the only genital anatomy shared between men and woman beeing in the womb, when the clitoris has not yet formed into a Penis. To not further annoy my wife with such an irellevant topic i ended the conversation not digging deeper into the female anatomy, neither the topic of whatever that clitoris was as it has no impact concerning the topic at hand. Now, Secondly, i myself have made observations that will logically disprove the claim that ''pee is stored in the balls''. ive made these observations due to me often going to the toilet, using a urinal, while there is another man relieving himself next to me, especially at concert venues due to me beeing a concert level violinist, but i digress. now after staning next to multiple men and making carefull observations of my urinating neighbors i observed that even with a large ammount of urin beeing excreted from the mans penis, his Scrotum did not change in size significantly enough for such a large volume of fluid to be physicly contained in these mens 'balls'. Therefore, logically and reasonably following, pee is most definately not stored inside of a mans scrotum. As Always, Liberals destroyed.