might want to start with something small
I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your egoHonestly, that’s what I call a cool story bro.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.pepeJAM
Unpopular opinion: I am a female and Redditors turrnnn me on so much 🥵😩
😍😍😍😍omg I love a man who gets winded walking from the fridge to his gaming chair and back😍 hearing him huff and puff like an asthmatic rhinoceros makes my honey drip if you know what I mean.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger. Will be thinking of you tonight 😏🤭😍Who Asked
Greetings fellow user. I am saddened to inform you of the following information: as of now, we as a collective are currently unable to locate the whereabouts of the individual who asked.Ben Shapiro on feeding children
Let’s say, hypothetically you want me to feed you! Ok, so you want ME to spend MY hard earned money just so you can eat. That’s in fact communism! Now I love my country which means that I don’t support communism. Of course you might think that it’s MY responsibility as a parent to give you food. But communists also feed their children and I would NEVER do something that communists do as well. Therefore I won’t feed you and I will stop breathing because with my vast intellect I’ve figured it out that communists also breathe just like us!
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