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If you’re not a SIMP, then you’re gay

    If you're not a simp, then you're gay
    
    Because if you thirst after girls, that's called being a normal teenage boy, but if you don't thirst after girls then you're probably gay

    If Queen Elizabeth dies, the throne should die with her.

      If Queen Elizabeth dies, the throne should die with her. The family is already in shambles, Liz has been queen longer than any of us and some of our parents have been alive, what's the point of going on after this? The 1000 year monarchy should end with the longest-reigning monarch. God save the queen.

      The horniest post in history

        God i fantasize about her every night. I want her to sit on me, suffocating me until I can barely breathe, and just before I die from asphyxiation, she hands me a plastic straw from Chuck E. Cheese, from which i put my mouth on and try to breathe from. However, that straw is in her vaginal hole, and as for every atom of oxygen i intake, a liter of her pussy juices pour into my mouth. As I shove my way from under her soul crushing thighs, I gasp for the air I so desperately need. She stares down at me with a smug look, saying "Are you tired? We've only just started". She pounds my face in with her dirty, worn out foot, which she violently presses into my submissive face. I take a hard lick of each individual toe, sucking out all the dirt collected from god knows where. After both of her feet are licked spotless, she holds me down, and crushes my neck with her immensely muscular thighs. I struggle to breath, and I even achieve a point of utter hallucination. As I begin to realize I am horridly close from perishing from asphyxiation, my penis explodes with semen, as if a volcano erupting, yet instead of lava hot, sticky cum poured from my worn out penis. I gave her a 50$ bill, and she smiles and says "Same time next week?".

        I, a racist cock rater, found your cock exceptional.

          As an expert cock rater, I can say that your cock without a doubt, is one of the most fascinating I have ever seen. Now as you're black, and am racist, I would be extremely biased and give you a horrid rating. But with the intensity of the magnitude of your phallus, I have thrown out every single bit of bias I had for membrane assessments. Not only is the size phenomenal, but the color ratio is also absolutely perfect.

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            no shut the fuck up you dumb fuck. you don't get to haha funny yourself out of this one. you're a simp. you act all edgy and cool on youtube and then go film your girlfriend shoving anal beads up her ass for onlyfans afterwards. fuck you. you lied to everyone. you ruined my life.