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Eminem has Coronavirus

    Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti.

    Unpopular opinion: Popular thing is bad, slightly less popular thing is better.

      Slightly less popular thing is underrated. I like slightly less popular thing. Popular thing is overrated. Everyone is always circlejerking popular thing and I'm tired of it. I'm sticking up for slightly less popular thing and I think I'm the only one who has the guts to say it anonymously on reddit.
      
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      I have no concept of individuality.

      A PEDOPHILE HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN LEGO CITY

        A PEDOPHILE HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN LEGO CITY
        
        INTERRUPT A GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATION
        
        HEY!
        
        BUY OFF THE PRISON GUARDS
        
        DISABLE THE SECURITY
        
        MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE
        
        THE NEW JEFFREY EPSTEIN COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

        A MAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED PROTESTING IN LEGO CITY

          A MAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED PROTESTING IN LEGO CITY
          
          START THE NEW MILITARY TANKS
          
          嘿!
          
          BUILD THE TANKS
          
          AND OFF TO TIANANMEN SQUARE
          
          BRING IN THE SOLDIERS
          
          CENSOR THE MEDIA
          
          AND RUN OVER THE STUDENTS
          
          THE NEW TIANANMEN SQUARE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
          
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          Logan Paul apology but I replace the word “apologize” with “cum”

            Logan Paul Apology but I replace "apologize" with "cum"
            
            I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to cum. So what we came across that day on the woods was obviously unplanned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down, and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to cum to the internet, I want to cum to anyone who's seen the video, I want to cum to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But, most importantly, I want to cum to the victim and his family. For, my fans, who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to cum. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.