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I think my grandpa might be a gamer 😳

    Whoa guys 😳 I think 🤔 my grandfather 😮 might be a gamer 🎮

I found a richtofen cosplay 😎🧐 from cod zombies 🧟‍♂️ in his closet 🚪it's even got the 卐 epic zombies symbol 卐 on the arm 💪 which tells me he's a classic 🛂🎮 gamer 😏 b/c they stopped using that 卐 symbol b/c it looks 👀 too much like a windmill 🌬️ and windmill ⚡ companies and farmers 🌽👨‍🌾 were getting mad 😒

He's even got a bunch of pics 🖼️ of him and some friends dressed up 😜 but the pics must be photoshopped 🤔 cuz he looks younger 🧒 also who ever took the picture 🖼️ def didn't make sure they were ready 🙄 b/c they're all pointing up with their whole hands ✋old people are weird 😂

🎮 Game on grandpa! 卐

    My girlfriend has this police fantasy but as a libertarian it really bothers me.

      I posted this to r/libertarian but it got removed, thought here would be better. Ideally there would be an r/libertarianBDSM where we fight against government restriction on the sale and ownership of sex toys, but I digress.

My girlfriend, a sub, wants me to handcuff her, and enact this fantasy of giving her a strip search, moving onto a cavity search, in which I become suspicious and conduct a “further investigation using my penis” (her words). While I am very much attracted to her, my libertarian ideals mean that I just don’t think I can consent to this scene. The idea of my very own girlfriend giving into and being taken advantage of by a piggy (law enforcement officer) just makes me totally soft. Plus with the symbolism of getting fucked by a cop rattling around in my head I don’t think I’ll be able to focus on cumming.

I want to make her happy, this has been a long time fantasy of hers, but I just can’t get over the idea of my girlfriend being a bootlicker, let alone take advantage and blow my load thanks to the oppressive power structures that benefit government thugs.

      I’m the band kid and you’re new to the school

        T-pose! Sorry, I was just asserting my dominance... So you’re new here, right? Heh, I’ve noticed you’re a bit small there, you’re a little bit of a quiet potato. Me, I’m a big Chungus as you can see. Yeah, I’m in the band, uh, I play trumpet. Yeah and maybe a little bit of trombone, y’know? If I’m feeling it, yeah? Do you go on reddit? Do you like Rick and Morty? Me too! Do you watch callmecarson?

        In Korea, heart surgeon.

          Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

          Imagine Kim yo-jong

            Imagine her just grabbing you by the skull with her vice strength hands and just throwing your naked body onto the bed

"You are my toy now"

She sits on you and plays with your trembling penis

"If this comes before I do, you die" and she laughs

And she plays with it more and more and you desperately hold the coom in and she finds it funny

Then she just sits right on top of you and grinds while looking you right in the eyes mockingly, and your balls are screaming "LET THEM OUT! LET THEM OUT"

And she just laughs as she grinds harder, and harder till she's battering your cock as if it was a piston in a deep underground boring machine and she groans "MORE MORE, MORE" and every fibre of your being wants to erupt in coom but you can't, she isn't satisfied yet and she's hipthrusting away with enough force to break Hephaestus's anvil

Finally she orgasms, and she smiles contentedly

"You may now come" and you just erupt, all that built up energy bursts inside of her and she gently caresses the side of your face with a loving touch, but then

"That was reasonable, but next time, I expect to be overwhelmed" and you're afraid, you're scared, that was all you had and it was barely enough for her, you know, next time, you must be stronger, you must be more manly, perhaps you will become her favourite

And she walks off, vagely amused, and returns to ruling, with her iron hands

            Finally told my parents they’re gay.

              I did it. I finally did it. I told my parents they're gay. After 2 weeks of struggles and hardships I achieve the impossible. My parents were shocked and heartbroken at the same time. They never knew they were gay until I told them. They had no idea what to do. I was furious. How could they have been gay and not told me? I know one thing for sure, I have to make them realise that they are now gay and there is no stopping it.