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These guys are bullies, plain and simple.

    These guys are bullies, plain and simple. Most of them probably grew up without a father figure in their life and it shows.

You need to show them you're not afraid of them (or anything.)

Find a good tattoo/piercing artist in your town. Ask around for who's reputable because an infection is serious business.

Ask him about getting a glans piercing. The glans is the tip of the penis. It will hurt, though there may be numbing spray. It will be like a little metal rod through the pee-opening with two studs on the end.

Next you'll need a bike. A basic mountain bike will do but make sure the seat is adjustable incase your manhood (penis) isn't long enough to reach the front tire.

When you encounter one of these gangs whip out your pee-wee (penis) and let it rub on the spokes of your spinning bike wheel. This will sound like a motor bike (motorcycle) and will startle the thugs/bullies.

The vibrations from the stud on your glans (penis tip) will quickly make you climax/cum. Anyone who sees you cum will be scared of you and your penis tip.

This may sound crazy, but I'm serious. It's gotten me laid twice so far.

    Wore a mask at Target today

      I wore a mask at Target today. Three of my lungs collapsed as I got carbon monoxide poisoning from breathing in my own bacteria. A brave patriot wearing an Affliction shirt, a MAGA hat, and sweet wrap around sunglasses saved me by giving me CPR. I thanked him and asked if he was a doctor and he said "who needs doctors when we have our fellow Americans, the ones who are here legally I mean." I hugged him and threw my mask on the ground. The Star Spangled Banner played on the speaker system as everyone in the store ripped off their masks and threw them on the ground, chanting "down with communism!" God, Jesus, and all the angels looked down upon us from Heaven and clapped.

      I got banned from r/lgbt for posting this. I don’t know why, it was a legitimate question

        Asking for a friend

Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.

        Pfff haha 😂

          Pfff haha 😂 funny very 😂 funny funny 😂 😂 😂 lolololol 😂 😂 funnies 😂 😂 laugh out loud 😂 😂 so funny 😂 😂 very funny 😂 😂 laughing laughing 😂 😂 funnies funnies 😂 😂 hahahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 funny time 😂 😂 ROFL ROFL 😂 LOL 😂 XD 😂 XD 😂 XD haha 😂 funny 😂 fucking funny 😂 😂 haha 😂 ha ha ha ha ha ha XD XD XD 😂 😂 lol lol lol 😂 funny funny 😂 funnies ROFL ROFL ROFL 😂 😂super funny 😂 😂 so funny 😂 😂 hahahaha 😂 XD 😂XD 😂 XD 😂XD 😂 XDDDDD 😂 😂 XXXXDDDD 😂 😂 haha 😂 ha ha 😂 haha 😂ha ha 😂 funny funny funny 😂 😂so funny 😂 so very funny 😂 😂 so fucking funny 😂 😂 😂 hahahahah 😂 😂 LOL LOL LOL 😂 XD 😂 LOL 😂 laughing out loud 😂 funny laughing 😂 ha ha ha 😂 😂 😂 😂 funnies 😂 too funny 😂 😂

          AITA for not turning on airplane mode on my 3ds, killing 400 people, and losing my pokemon savegame?

            Ok, first of all, I still have a 3ds, yes. I'm fucking old school. Get with it, faggos. Anyway, me and my nigg family were going on vacay, and I brought my 3ds for the ride. It was loaded with gay porn, and windypanda1 rule 34 hentai. I get on the plane, and I can't grab one stewardess's ass without getting punched in the face, so that sucks. I turned on my 3ds to sext with SMUT_ADDICT, when all of a sudden, I shit and cum all over the plane. The entire plane is fucking covered in my sticky seed and anime shit. Anyway, the plane crashed and the only pussy I could save was MrSoftServe's tight pink, and the stylus hole in the 3ds, so while my family, and the passengers were dead, I fucked that hole with my noodle weewee all fucking night. Turn on airplane mode dipshticks.

            I want to fuck another animated character from a video game🤐

              Holy fucking🤬shit. I want to bang💥the princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamn🤬 bad. I can't😓stand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a 🥰massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking🤬sex with🤭her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers😡and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zelda’s tight ass🥵. I want her to have my mutant goddess babies😣.

Fuck,🤬my fucking mom caught me with my dick in a picture of Zelda’s😳ass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtown😎plow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours😬 and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Switch😔. I might not ever get to see Zelda again😣.