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    Why did the lightnovel make Megumins panties white? Quite the contrast to how mature she usually speaks and wants to act.
    
    The Anime done it right. Black panties for Megumin are the right. White would just show immaturity. Well she still is immature, but she acts and speaks like she were mature.
    
    If I want to show off how mature I am, I would wear black. White panties would just be an admit that she is still a "child". So Megumin wouldn't admit that and wear black. Not white.
    
    Yes yes, I'm a pantsu philosopher.

    I’m very sorry, but I have to block you.

      I'm very sorry, but I have to block you. You probably don't care why I'm blocking you, but just in case you're interested, I'll explain. What you sent me doesn't actually have any emotional impact on me. However, it shows me what type of person you are. It indicates that you're the type of person who deliberately tries to provoke negative reactions from other people. I don't wish to interact with the type of person who dos that, so I have to block you. It has nothing to do with "hurt feelings" or "not being able to take a joke". It has to do with the content of your character.

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        “Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women’s rights to have an abortion?”

          Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"
          
          Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"
          
          Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"
          
          Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"
          
          Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"
          
          Reporter: (silence)
          
          Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."
          
          (Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
          
          "B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."
          
          Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"
          
          (The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)
          
          All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"
          
          (Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"

          “Girlfriend baked all the beans”

            “My (25M) girlfriend 26F baked all the beans, now I consider to end our relations? What do I do?
            
            Hello,
            
            My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her.
            
            Yet even so, on this Monday, I comed home and found she as baked all my beans.
            
            Yes, all. Oh brother.
            
            In my cupboard I store several bag of bean, to make soft and to bake on some days, to have a bit of baked bean on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days.
            
            But on the Monday I find this girlfriend baked all the beans. I say "Why do you bake my beans", and she say something as "I bakes them good to save time, so I bakes them all now."
            
            I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not eat all the beans", she say she is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.
            
            But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far.
            
            A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!
            
            I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.
            
            But I hates what she did to my beans.
            
            On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so."
            
            But now I am so sad she baked them beans. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not bake the beans? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her.”

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