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2.19% gay

    are traps gay?
    Actually mom, they're called traps, and they're far superior than just regular "girls". In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom. I don't expect you to understand, but I googled it and I found that it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight.

    Among Us is great, my fav part is…

      Among Us is great
      The game is great.my favorite part is YOU DISCONECTED FROM THE SERVER.
      RELIABLE PACKET 1 (size=13) WAS NOT ACK'D AFTER 7505MS (9 RESENDS)
      haha 10/10 

      A young Ben Shapiro insults his classmate :

        A young Ben Shapiro
        Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.

        Among Us in a nutshell

          The among us experience
          get friend
          gift friend game
          play game
          argue for 2 minutes on why you're not imposter
          you're imposter
          lose friend
          get other friend
          11/10 

          Among Us – Oh Hi Mark

            Among us
            I did not kill her, it's not true, it's bullsh**, I did not kill her, I did not.
            Gets ejected anyways...
            *2 imposter remains* 

            I’m so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery

              sure that happened
              I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child.