Hi i got suspended from reddit for the "what are you fucking gay" comment and just wanted to say that it was a joke and i thought that it could obviously be seen as one but i guess it wasnt. So yeah im not homophobic, just extremely racist, sorry if i made you feel bad, all my homies are allies of the lgbtq community. idek if you reported it maybe you got the joke but better safe than sorry and all that🤠🤪🙂😔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂☺️☺️😂😜😙😙🙃😋😋😚😇😂☺️😉😍😚🤨😏🥳😟😕😞😎🤓🤓😛😘😗😝😕🙁😟😟😳😨🤬🤗🤭🤭😪🤤🥴🤢😽🙀😻😾😽👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌lol xD!!! UwU r/whoosh normie LOLS
I know how to control the karma, but im not saying :)
I'TS MY CAKE DAY! Can I get an upvote? 🤞😂
R/foundthemobileuser 😂😂😂 fucking mobile users with capital letters LMAO
Instagram is better than reddit and fortnite is better than minecraft. EA good, Hong Kong bad, China good.
Reddit is stealing everything from 9GAG and Facebook :/
God EXISTS, and his plan is unknown!
Old Star Wars? Pff that thing SUCKS! New Star Wars gang rise up! Disney is amazing 😩😩
"Weed" and "vaping" should be BANNED!
TRUMP 2020!
Keanu Reever SUCKS!!!
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Female horses are so hot I think it's because of they're muscle and they're vags they're vags are massive warmer and tighter it's just so arousing I'm getting a boner just typing this.
Well a common argument alot of people make is that human on animal could harm the animal both physically and mentally this is not the case with female horses as they mate with male horses that have much longer and thicker dongs. As for the mental part horses will let you know when they are in heat and ready to mate they will raise they're tail and they will squeal more often. So yes I do think humane and some animal sexual relationships are wrong but horses no or maybe I'm delusional either way I believe it's okay to frick a horse when they consent. I think I will be an offender when I'm much older
WEE WOO WEE WOO
ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!
steps on stage
Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!"
Comedy God: "Heh..."
adjusts fedora
the building is filled with fear and anticipation
God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense
comedy god clears throat
everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard
world leaders look and wait with dread
everything in the world stops
nothing is happening
comedy god smirks
no one is prepared for what is going to happen
comedy god musters all of this power
he bellows out to the world
"ATTACK"
absolute suspense
everyone is filled with overwhelming dread
"HELICOPTER"
all at once, absolute pandemonium commences
all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once
giant brawls start
43 wars are declared simultaneously
a shockwave travels around the earth
earth is driven into chaos
humanity is regressed back to the stone age
the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself
all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did
people who aren't killed die from laughter
literally the funniest joke in the world
then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma
I can never win in regards to sex with my gf. She gets annoyed that I’m good looking but bad in the bedroom. Iv never been a laster under the sheets and she hates me for it. If I cream in 1 minute, I’m a loser, on the very rear occasion I last longer than two minutes she accuses me of having sex with someone else first. My ejaculation are very powerful and she complains it goes everywhere. Sometimes it’ll be a small spurt and a dribble and once again I’m accused of getting somewhere else in the same day. She moans loudly during sex and if I let off a groan when I orgasm she tells me to shut up. She then tells me she’s doesn’t want to have sex with me because I cum to fast. Then gets angry with me when I don’t ask to have sex. I can’t win.
When the tits are cold, and my cock I hold.
And the showers we see, are all made of gold.
When wet dreams all fail, and the ones we hail,
Are the worst of all, and the lube’s gone stale.
I wanna hide the truth, I wanna cum on you.
But with the cock inside, there's nowhere we can hide.
No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed.
This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum.
When you feel my D, look into my eyes.
It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
Don't edge too close; my cock inside.
It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
At the sexman’s call, it's the last of all.
When my nutt drips out, all the sinners crawl.
So I came in your poon and the masquerade,
Will start eating me out at the mess we’ve made.
Don't wanna stop my pounds, but I am bussy-bound.
Though this is all for you, don't wanna hide the truth.
No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed.
This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum.
When you feel my D, look into my eyes.
It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
Don't edge too close; my cock inside.
It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
They say it's what you bake, I say it's up to fate.
It's dripping in my hole, I need to let you go.
Your ass, it shines so bright, I wanna see red lights.
I can't escape this show, unless you fuck me now.
When you feel my D, look into my eyes.
It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
Don't edge too close; my cock inside.
It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.