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I can never win in regards to sex with my gf

    Poor guy
    I can never win in regards to sex with my gf. She gets annoyed that I’m good looking but bad in the bedroom. Iv never been a laster under the sheets and she hates me for it. If I cream in 1 minute, I’m a loser, on the very rear occasion I last longer than two minutes she accuses me of having sex with someone else first. My ejaculation are very powerful and she complains it goes everywhere. Sometimes it’ll be a small spurt and a dribble and once again I’m accused of getting somewhere else in the same day. She moans loudly during sex and if I let off a groan when I orgasm she tells me to shut up. She then tells me she’s doesn’t want to have sex with me because I cum to fast. Then gets angry with me when I don’t ask to have sex. I can’t win.

    Kingdom Cum

      This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum.
      When the tits are cold, and my cock I hold.
      
      And the showers we see, are all made of gold.
      
      When wet dreams all fail, and the ones we hail,
      
      Are the worst of all, and the lube’s gone stale.
      
      I wanna hide the truth, I wanna cum on you.
      
      But with the cock inside, there's nowhere we can hide.
      
      No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed.
      
      This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum.
      
      When you feel my D, look into my eyes.
      
      It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
      
      Don't edge too close; my cock inside.
      
      It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
      
      At the sexman’s call, it's the last of all.
      
      When my nutt drips out, all the sinners crawl.
      
      So I came in your poon and the masquerade,
      
      Will start eating me out at the mess we’ve made.
      
      Don't wanna stop my pounds, but I am bussy-bound.
      
      Though this is all for you, don't wanna hide the truth.
      
      No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed.
      
      This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum.
      
      When you feel my D, look into my eyes.
      
      It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
      
      Don't edge too close; my cock inside.
      
      It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
      
      They say it's what you bake, I say it's up to fate.
      
      It's dripping in my hole, I need to let you go.
      
      Your ass, it shines so bright, I wanna see red lights.
      
      I can't escape this show, unless you fuck me now.
      
      When you feel my D, look into my eyes.
      
      It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.
      
      Don't edge too close; my cock inside.
      
      It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.

      Dragon maid booba vs. Konosuba booba

        I like the physics in Konosuba's scene, but for more than just the booba bouncin though. In Dragon Maid's scene the blur lines make Kobayashi's slap seem like just a whiff and it comes straight down on Illulu's left boob, yet somehow both booba bounce. You just can't convince me that the energy of that whiff was angled towards both booba. On the other hand, Konosuba's just perfects those sorts details. Although it's a bit slower paced compared to Dragon Maid's you can watch Megumin wind back to properly give her slaps power, and Yunyun properly recoiled up and away in accordance. I have to say Dragon Maid's scene just can't compare in this regard
        
        But on the other hand, Illulu's booba flailing takes up half the screen so I'm gonna have to declare this a tie.

        Looking at the meat

          Bruh sometimes I be chilling at home and I would feel my weiner on my leg and I would just like really feel it. And be like "damn this shit nice and juicy" and get hard thinking about my own penis. Am I gay?! What the hell is that?😂

          Amogus

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