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Onii-chan, what are you doing?

    BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
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    n-no.. onii-chan, dont do it!
    
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    o-onii-chan?
    
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    o-ow! b-be a little more gentle... just the tip.. ok? >w<
    
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    owieeeeeee *blood starts coming out* i-im not a virgin anymore...
    
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    n-no! onii-chan.. you baka! i-i said just the tip.. my pussie's starting to get wet.. you can go a little rougher, a-alright?
    
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    n-no!! i said just a little rougher, b-baka! idiot! dumb dumb dumbo albert Eisenstein-ass-hair-cut diaper doo doo head!
    
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    ahh! mmm... be a little bit more gentle, alright? d-don't pull it out so s-suddenly like t-that...
    
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    mmm.. you really like my manpussy, dont you? *voice changes into deep and manly voice* what's that? suprised? YOU WERE FUCKING A MAN, THIS WHOLE TIME! YOU'RE GAY! WWWWWRYYYYYYYYY!! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING A GIRL, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO! AND NOW MY MAN PUSSY IS GOING TO BE DELETED FROM EXISTENCE USING MY STANDS ABILITY!
    
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    that was fun, onii-chan.

    Can we🙏pretend😔that airplanes✈️in the😞night skÿ🌃

      Can we🙏pretend😔that airplanes✈️in the😞night skÿ🌃 aré likê🙏 sh00tíng stars🌟🌠🌠 I could ✋ rlly use💪💪 a wish🙏right now😔 wish 🙏right now😔wish😼right now💔💔💔
      Can😩 we 🤷🏻‍♀️ pretend 👀 that ✨ the 💞 airplanes ✈️ in 💥 the 👁️ night 🌙 sky 🌌 are 🔪 like 💞 shooting 📸 stars ⭐  I 🥺 could😔 really😢 use👊 a⚡ wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫
      Can 🥫 we 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 pretend 🙈 that 🌈 airplanes✈️ in 😶‍🌫️ the 👐 night 🌃 sky ☁️ are💅 like 🥺 shooting 🔫 stars? 🌠
      
      I 👁️ could 🧚 really 😫 use ➡️ a 🤫 wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨
      
      wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨
      
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      CAN 🤔 WE 💏 PRETEND 😢 THAT ❓ AIRPLANES ✈ IN 📥 THE 😭 NIGHT 🌃 SKY 👆 ARE ✔ LIKE 😪 SHOOTING 🌠  STARS ⭐

      grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world

        grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😡!!!👹🤬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture⛩🎎🎏 better than amrican🗽🍔👎!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere 🗼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- 🏮

        I masturbated to The Heavy from Team Fortress two.

          Yes, I did it, and I am not afraid to hide it. I masturbated to The Heavy from Team Fortress two, a critically acclaimed First-Person-Shooter made by Valve, a large in-game-item and games-from-other-studios redistributer, as he was carrying his 36 inch penis and placed them between his breasts, which sagged to the ground, and hung out between the back of his legs.
          
          The part where Tavish Finnegan DeGroot, another character from Team Fortress two, a critically acclaimed First-Person-Shooter made by Valve, a large in-game-item and games-from-other-studios redistributer, more commonly known as the Demolition Man, or Demoman for short, proceeded to take off his eyepatch, and inserted the Heavy's penis into the empty socket, was exceedingly arousing to me, as his head shortly after exploded as if a cum-filled landmine had been detonated in his skull.
          
          Afterwards, as The Heavy was putting Tavish's bones inside of his penis, I nutted the hardest I had ever done in my life, with enough force to set off 78 volcanos in my vicinity, and proceeded to impregnate the continent of Australia.

          Don’t Sus With Me, Miss Nagatoro

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            Not only do I feel dumber

              Sigma male wouldn't care
              Not only do I feel dumber for trying to verbalize what you try to type, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone's future, let alone reproduce. I'm an atheist but I still pray, not for you, but fore the rest of us. God help us all, except you. I'm fucking surprised you weren't thrown out with the after birth, or aborted at the age of six, when you were finally able to speak, and your parents realize they made a mistake with you. I hope this is getting to you, because we know you struggle with simple things, like reading, writing and basic addition, but that's besides the point. We want you to know, we don't support you, hell, we barely tolerate you at times. I'd mind you less if you'd stop wasting our oxygen, and valuable resources on your stupid insignificant life. Do the world a favour and jump off a bridge.